Anwesha Files, Chapter I: The Beginning...

This blog has been inspired by Vishal Patel who started this with the Tasha Files. If you do want to visit his website... here is the link. www.vishalpatel.com. Its worth checking out.

With the formalities now complete, I would like to inaugarate this site with the first Anwesha Files. To give you a brief explanation of what you read, i have written a few lines.


Our story begins one dark night, not long ago. A female friend and I, logged into a Hinduism Chatroom on Yahoo! (trademark... I guess).A place to discuss the deeper meanings of Hinduism. We didn't really expect to see intelligent discussions going on there, but what was surprising was the number of PMs we were getting due to my friend's very obviously female ID.

Apparently there are a lot of lonely, horny Indian guys on the Net, and the place they all hang out is apparently Hinduism: a place to discuss the deeper meanings of Hinduism. Being Indian myself, I find things like this incredibly amusing. And so we decided to talk to these people. A little experiment to find out what goes on in their horny little heads.
We created a new chat ID, with a new persona to go with it. Meet Anwesha: She's 24, female and from Alaska now living in Bombay. She has come here to discover the meaning of Hinduism and her parents are Hindus who converted to Christianity, so she has no idea about Hinduism and has been brought up in a very very very conservative background, and does not the meaning of the word S**. She's usually 5'5", grey eyes,brunette.
Anwesha usually is, in most respects, a fairly "normal" girl.Anwesha is a sporty girl who won the Miss Noma contest in Alaska. we needed an unknown place. It is never her who brings up the topic of sex, and Anwesha never actually has cybers** with any of these guys (there's only so far we are willing willing to go for our art). Neither did we, at any point, send a "pic" to any of them. In every single instance, it was they who first messaged us.
But the conversations we got into... boggle the mind. Some guys were propositioning s** two minutes into the chat, some were asking questions that would be inappropriate were they not so ridiculous.

Thank You Vishal Patel for providing the basis for the Introduction.

Brief Summary of Chat: Aniket600 is a boy from Delhi, Topics of conversation range between The Pope, to artificial fertilisation, to high nuns. read on to find out.... (name Changed. that person needs to have his privacy)I have added my own personal commentary to the chat as I was on chatting ith my friend during the time she was doing this. Personal commentary will appear in Blue on the side:

aniket600: hi Anwesha
aniket600: aniket sharma 20 m here
aniket600: wanna chat
anwesha_kumar: hi im 24 f
aniket600: k
aniket600: im a student
anwesha_kumar: ok
aniket600: waddya u do
anwesha_kumar: im a student too
aniket600: r u in delhi?
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: bombay
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: u?
aniket600: delhi
aniket600: wat r yer hobbies
anwesha_kumar: readin.singing.opera..
aniket600: wow opera
anwesha_kumar: ballet and reading self improvement books
aniket600: wow
aniket600: u sure r an intelligent gal
anwesha_kumar: thnku!
aniket600: wt do u stdy
anwesha_kumar: b.a.
aniket600: k
aniket600: im doin masters in business economics Remember he is doing his Business anwesha_kumar: wow Economics
anwesha_kumar: ur the intelligent one!
aniket600: thnxankit8600: wat lse u like
anwesha_kumar: umm
aniket600: hellooooooooooo
anwesha_kumar: well
anwesha_kumar: i dont now!
anwesha_kumar10: stuff
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: i like the weather
anwesha_kumar: i like our planet
aniket600: do u like drty chat???????? See, we did not start it!!!
anwesha_kumar: wats that?
aniket600: dnt u knw?
anwesha_kumar: no!
aniket600: u might b ofended bt its talk abt sex We didnt start it!!!
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
aniket600: cm on gal
anwesha_kumar: wat?
aniket600: luk tell me wt r u wearing
anwesha_kumar: a long cotton gown and 3 sweaters over it with a monkey cap and gloves
aniket600: u feelin cold
aniket600: ???????????
anwesha_kumar: yes
aniket600: kan imagine u r naked in bed with me
anwesha_kumar: OMG U HEATHEN! Pause here, he wonders what Heathen means...
aniket600: my head is btween yer legs Not knowing what to do he does what he knows
aniket600: n im licking yer chut ....Dirty chat (why does he make so many
aniket600: slowly sentences, use one sentence next time)
aniket600: with my tongue
anwesha_kumar: MAY JESUS CURSE YOU! here we start pulling his leg
aniket600: y
aniket600: its natural
aniket600: imp 4 humans 2 grow
anwesha_kumar: WHY WOULD I DO THT?
aniket600: n reproduce
anwesha_kumar: grow?
aniket600: reproduce
anwesha_kumar: but i've grown!
aniket600: give brth 2 childrens
aniket600: well u will hv 2 dio it sm day
ankit8600: in order 2 give birth
anwesha_kumar: jesus will save you from these immoral thoughts
aniket600: look
aniket600: theories have proved Wow he has read the DaVinci code..
aniket600: that he still cant believe she doesnt know what sex means
anwesha_kumar: why 2 children? why not one?
aniket600: even jesus
aniket600: had a wife
aniket600: and a baby gitrl
aniket600: girl
aniket600: so ebn he had sex
aniket600: i meant to hv children
anwesha_kumar: that is a myth
aniket600: u r ignorant How observant
aniket600: no
ankit8600: r u on chat 4 frst time
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: what about the virgin mary
aniket600: so y r u so ignorant
aniket600: r u pretending 2 b so? He caught us but anwesha came to the rescue
anwesha_kumar: she dint have the s word..she gave birth to jesus!
aniket600: no
aniket600: thats da story
anwesha_kumar: R U INSINUATING THAT I AM A LIAR?
aniket600: it cannot hapen
aniket600: only through
aniket600: a n artificial conception tat cn happen Isnt he a worldly man
aniket600: im nt insulting u
anwesha_kumar: were u tere?
anwesha_kumar: how old areee u? We are still pulling his leg
aniket600: were u there
aniket600: 20
anwesha_kumar: i will have children to that
anwesha_kumar: my body shall not be vilated
anwesha_kumar: violated
aniket600: r u a catholic
anwesha_kumar: i wil b fertilised
aniket600: evn fertilisation
aniket600: involves the same process
anwesha_kumar: NO..
aniket600: it means placing the egg in yer wound artificially
anweha_kumar: hindu...i was brought up i n alaska
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: what wound? Notice gramatical mistakes by Aniket
aniket600: sory womb
anwesha_kumar: i have no wounds u evil man
aniket600: so wld u have a doctor do it or let nature taes it course
aniket600: luk there is 99% chance
anwesha_kumar: i wanted to learn about himduism.i leanr nothing from my parents
aniket600: that u r nt a test tube baby
aniket600: ur parents hd sex 2 get u
aniket600: so sex is not bad
aniket600: it is important for human society to grow
aniket600: u really wanted 2 knw abt hinduism
anwesha_kumar: my parents lived in an igloo.. See he doesnt know there are no igloos in aniket600: ky Alaska.Eskimos live in them
anwesha_kumar: they must have hugged each other, and i came out!
aniket600: intersting
aniket600: nooooooo
aniket600: i cnt believe wat u r saying
anwesha_kumar: i do.
aniket600: u lived in alaska
aniket600u r in mumbai nw
aniket600: how
anwesha_kumar: u r a heathen and you are spreadin the world of evil
aniket600: noooooooo
anwesha_kumar: i came here to learn about hinduism
aniket600: im a normal human being
aniket600: i will tel u that
aniket600: the debate abt conception cn See how he tries to change the topic so he can
aniket600: b taken later get back to why he started chatting
anwesha_kumar: but the world has overpopulation anyway!
aniket600: bt u mst understand how life produces
aniket600: so ds it mean ppl; stop havin sex
anwesha_kumar: i do..you don;t u are sayin s words..
aniket600: why should i understand?
aniket600: cm on be a matured adult dnt b scared of tat wrd
anwesha_kumar: god created adam out of mud and eve out of his rib!
aniket600: evn the pope was born because 2
aniket600: ppl mt
aniket600: naaaaaa
aniket600: the frst living being ws a bacteria So knowledgeable but he still does not know
aniket600: green blue algae that there are no igloos in Alaska
aniket600: kay
aniket600: tell me 1 thing
anwesha_kumar: were u there then too?
aniket600: kay
aniket600: if god cn create man n women y dsnt he ds that nw
aniket600: y he leaves us
aniket600: tro create babies
anwesha_kumar: because he is tired
anwesha_kumar: he has to deal with heathens like u
aniket600: ho tld u that
aniket600: kay
aniket600: then that way Tries to blame someone else
aniket600: evn yer parents r heathens
aniket600: thepopoes parents r heathens
aniket600: evry parent is a heathen
anwesha_kumar: what is a popoe? Major mistake of the century
aniket600: pope i mean
aniket600: luk i dnt know where
anwesha_kumar: what is a popoe/
aniket600: u studied
anwesha_kumar: i cal him sainty
anwesha_kumar: u give the pope NICKMANES TO!!
anwesha_kumar: nicknames*
aniket600: whatevrr evn he came bcause his parents had sex
anwesha_kumar: oh my god thats so cool
aniket600: it was a typing error
aniket600: pope is a pope
aniket600: what cool
anwesha_kumar: no the pope is a holy man
aniket600: ya
anwesha_kumar: he is the benedict
aniket600: bt
aniket600: he came only bcause of sex?
aniket600: right
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar0: he came because god showered his blessings on him
aniket600: y dnt u ask pope himself
anwesha_kumar: WOW~
anwesha_kumar: uis he there with you now? Still pulling his leg
aniket600: who put all these ideas in yer mind
aniket600: where did u get yer education from
aniket600: u knw nothing
aniket600: or u r feigning
anwesha_kumar: our holy lady santa maria trevianna antonia belladonna marijuana santorisio Doesnt realise we slipped a drug in the name
aniket600: god told me these things
anisha_sharma10: what is feigning he knows the meaning of feigning but not heathen
aniket600: lying He nearly caught us again
anwesha_kumar: she's a nun at our church
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: HOW DARE U ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING!
aniket600: hw did she came on da planet
aniket600: bcause u r a nut Happy realisation
aniket600: u dnt accept reality
anwesha_kumar: my parents became christians cuz there was something called the kamasutra in hinduism and they dint like it
aniket600: u r livin in a false world
aniket600: kay
aniket600: n they had sex to have u
aniket600: n kamasutra ws abt sex He is still so worldly
anwesha_kumar: THE LIES THE LIES!
aniket600: nooooooooo
aniket600: y dnt u ask yer parents
anisha_sharma10: nuns
anwesha_kumar: dont
aniket600: hw did they had u
anwesha_kumar0: have 's'
aniket600: yer mother was a nun
aniket600: ?????????
anwesha_kumar: she waS? i had no idea!! R U SPYIN ON ME?
aniket600: cm on
aniket600: either she ws not a nun
aniket600: or she adopted u
aniket600: IM ADOPTED!! Oh the tragedy *sniff sniff*
anwesha_kumar NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aniket600: luk
aniket600: im not telling u that
aniket600: im only saying that
aniket600: yer parents
aniket600: had to have sex in order to have u
anwesha_kumar: please refer to them as the holy paternal and maternal influences in my life
aniket600: or were u a test tube baby
anwesha_kumar: u mean..im an exam? Good one, isnt it?
aniket600: luk whatevr the reality u have to find out
aniket600: but for that
aniket600: u have to be open to reality
aniket600: accept it
anwesha_kumar: i cannot take this anymore
anwesha_kumar: goodbye
aniket600: not get enclosed
anwesha_kumar: heathen
aniket600: in yer world
aniket600: hey
aniket600: listen
aniket600: i really wanna hlp..... OMG what a nice guy! He wants to help us.

The conversation drifts off out here. Anwesha Signs out as her real parents actually called her for dinner. The Anwesha files is inspired by Vishal Patel and is created by me and my female friend. We have roped in another friend to help us out and he is currently creating an msn Space for it. So until next time. Keep reading....

(I am sorry, if there is anyone withe the id aniket600 for chatting we know the real culprit and it was not you. This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously.I hope that I have not offended anyone with the lines on the pope.It was he who started it and we keep a record of all the people we chat with so we can give you his email adress to curse him, until then keep viewing this space.)