The Anwesha Files, Chapter 3: Too many Questions...

In this episode of the anwesha files we talk to a guy from Pune, with topics such as kissing deers, to him having experience, to him asking her out within minutes, to stalking and asking for cell numbers......... read on....



younis_2006_shake: hi
younis_2006_shake: asl
anwesha_kumar: hi 24 f mum..u?
younis_2006_shake: 25 m
younis_2006_shake: pune
anwesha_kumar: ok
younis_2006_shake: r u alone now
anwesha_kumar: yes i'm alpne why do u wna know?
anwesha_kumar: alone*
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: wats ur name
anwesha_kumar: anwesha
anwesha_kumar: yes
anwesha_kumar: ?
younis_2006_shake: r u busy'
younis_2006_shake: where in mumbai u live
anwesha_kumar: im not at liberty to say.
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: y so
anwesha_kumar: cuz im on the verge of moving out..
younis_2006_shake: where
younis_2006_shake: y r u moving out
anwesha_kumar: because i dont like it here..
anwesha_kumar: y r u asking me such questions? looking for a place to rent here?
younis_2006_shake: where r u moving
anwesha_kumar: WHY R U ASKING ME SUCH THINGS? We were getting bugged with persistent questioning
younis_2006_shake: do u plan to come in pune
younis_2006_shake: just like that
younis_2006_shake: dont mind
younis_2006_shake: plz
anwesha_kumar: no i do not where is pune?
anwesha_kumar: but what if i do mind? huh? huh? HUH?
younis_2006_shake: r u sexy
anwesha_kumar: i don't know..
anwesha_kumar: but i won a beauty pageant in my town
anwesha_kumar: i am originally from Noma,Alaska
younis_2006_shake: hey tats great
younis_2006_shake: can i see u
anwesha_kumar: i have no pics on this comp,sry
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: do u have a boyfrnd
anwesha_kumar: no
younis_2006_shake: dont tell lie
younis_2006_shake: u r beauty champ
anwesha_kumar: wt?
anwesha_kumar: so...?????
younis_2006_shake: u must be having a bfnd Doesnt trust us... so sad, Y shouldnt we trust us, we only created a fake ID name and person.....
anwesha_kumar: but i am not!!!!
anwesha_kumar: y dont u believe me???
younis_2006_shake: no not at all
anwesha_kumar: no guy has ever asked me out:(
younis_2006_shake: r u sure
anwesha_kumar: well of course i'm sure..!!
younis_2006_shake: cani try for that He wants to ask her out....... right now time: 5 minutes into conversation
anwesha_kumar: noo...im not looking for a relationship right now
younis_2006_shake: r u sure
anwesha_kumar: if i'm not sure who else will be????
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: may i know why
anwesha_kumar: im not in that place right now
younis_2006_shake: in what place r u now
anwesha_kumar: MUMBAII!!!!! Duh!!!!
younis_2006_shake: where r u going
younis_2006_shake: then
anwesha_kumar: nowhere for a while
younis_2006_shake: can i have ur cell no What is Mobile number, What is your style number..... thsi reminds me of taht pathetic Govinda song
anwesha_kumar: no
younis_2006_shake: why
younis_2006_shake: hey r u shy
younis_2006_shake: be a mature girl A mature girls gives her telephone number away to strangers... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
younis_2006_shake: in mumbai u mean
anwesha_kumar: no no in Alaska
younis_2006_shake: did u have sex before
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CN U UTTER SUCH WORDS OF EVIL??????? HERE WE GO!!!!
younis_2006_shake: i am just asking
younis_2006_shake: r u angry
anwesha_kumar: i am offended that's what i am
younis_2006_shake: ohh
younis_2006_shake: i am so sorry
younis_2006_shake: i didnt knew that
anwesha_kumar: its alright.
younis_2006_shake: thnx
younis_2006_shake: u r so generous
anwesha_kumar: why thnk u..
younis_2006_shake: i know
younis_2006_shake: experience he has experience in complementing people........ my god I need taht experience
younis_2006_shake: baby
anwesha_kumar: wttt???
younis_2006_shake: i have exp i mean
anwesha_kumar: in being generous? u do socialservice??? Good One!!!
younis_2006_shake: no dear
younis_2006_shake: u r so humorous 2 So much experience..... it shows
anwesha_kumar: oh thnks a lot
younis_2006_shake: u r welcome
younis_2006_shake: wat r uwearing now
anwesha_kumar: a long cotton gown with 3 sweaters, gloves, and a beanie
anwesha_kumar: y do u ask?
younis_2006_shake: just asking
younis_2006_shake: r u feeling cold
anwesha_kumar: yes...
younis_2006_shake: do u have fever
anwesha_kumar: no!!!!!
anwesha_kumar: my ac gt stuck on cold
younis_2006_shake: wat is ac He has a computer but no A/C ....... ha ha, infact he doesnt know what an A/C is
anwesha_kumar: AIR CONDITIONER
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: is it cool over there
anwesha_kumar: yes my ac is spoilt and it is stuck on the very cold level
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: when r u panning to move
anwesha_kumar: in the next week
younis_2006_shake: where
anwesha_kumar: i told u u will not say
anwesha_kumar: y do u ask anyway? u wnna stalk me?
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: ya HE wants to stalk us... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
younis_2006_shake: r u going to alaska
anwesha_kumar: nooooooooo i will go next summmer
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: why u came to mumbai
anwesha_kumar: to learn about hinduism
younis_2006_shake: hey r u hindu
anwesha_kumar: nooo
younis_2006_shake: wat r u
anwesha_kumar: catholic
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: do u believe in pope
anwesha_kumar: yes!!!!!! i call him SAINTY!!!!! Again here we go
younis_2006_shake: y>
anwesha_kumar: cuz he's sooooooooo cuuuttteee!!!
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: wat is ur hobby
younis_2006_shake: r u alone now
anwesha_kumar: i lyk to read sing in the opera, do the ballet
anwesha_kumar: yes im alone
anwesha_kumar: y
younis_2006_shake: r u feeling cold
anwesha_kumar: yes
anwesha_kumar: thts y im so warmly clothd
younis_2006_shake: wat r u wearing
anwesha_kumar: i told u!!
younis_2006_shake: & inside that
anwesha_kumar: gown with swetaers, gloves and a beanie!
anwesha_kumar: ewww ur grosss!!!!!
younis_2006_shake: & inside that
younis_2006_shake: plz tell
anwesha_kumar: noooooo......im a conservative person
younis_2006_shake: do u like kissing He is going through so much trouble trying to start the convo....
anwesha_kumar: i LOVE kissing my pet deer
anwesha_kumar: and my moth
anwesha_kumar: mothr*
younis_2006_shake: ohh
anwesha_kumar: do u like kissing ur mother?
younis_2006_shake: no
younis_2006_shake: wat r u saying
anwesha_kumar: y??
anwesha_kumar: my mother has such nice cheeks to kiss!
younis_2006_shake: can i kis u Brave last attempt
anwesha_kumar: NOOO!!!!
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Again he dissapears like the last one but we had enough juicy material.........

(This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously... I cahgned the name so it isnt actually younis_2006_shake that we cahtted with but someone else... so if anyone uses that id im sorry. and also sorry about the jokes on the Pope... this we brought up ourselves. we are truly sorry)