Anwesha Files, Chapter 4: Were off ........

I know the title is weird but trust me after you finish reading this you will understand why. We havent got any information about this guy, but all we know that he was desperate and didnt know english that well. In this chapter of the Anwesha files you will learn how to wear off something and the art of improper grammar. read on, this truly is a great piece of chatting.....


TooHottohandle: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi
TooHottohandle: asl
anwesha_kumar: 24 f mum
TooHottohandle: job?
anwesha_kumar: my parents raised me as a hindu bt nvr tot me nein bout it so i converted to christianity and now m here to learn bout my original religion
anwesha_kumar: im frm alaska
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: u r hindu basically
anwesha_kumar: kind of..
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: hmm
TooHottohandle: have boyfriend?
anwesha_kumar: no
TooHottohandle: r u virgin
anwesha_kumar: wats tht?
TooHottohandle: sorry
TooHottohandle: i m saying do u sex with anyone? First grammatical error. First of many.......
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: do u masterbate in private? HA HA... Learn how to spell.... its Mastu....... uhh... I forgot how to spell it..... I need english classes.
anwesha_kumar: what is materbate?
TooHottohandle: really u dont know?
anwesha_kumar: noo
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: cn u plz explain?
TooHottohandle: r u interested in sex chating
anwesha_kumar: what is tht?
TooHottohandle: what r u were now? What are you were now? Isnt that two tenses in the same line contradicting each other?
anwesha_kumar: W
TooHottohandle: means
anwesha_kumar: what am i what?
anwesha_kumar: were
anwesha_kumar: huh?
TooHottohandle: do u know hindi Not very experienced in English, Is he.... well I couldnt make out from thebeginning of this convo till now... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: no
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: what r u weared? Hehe......
anwesha_kumar: a cotton gown, a sweater and a beanie Now we get what he means...
TooHottohandle: beanie?
TooHottohandle: means
anwesha_kumar: a cap
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: helo?
TooHottohandle: hello
anwesha_kumar: e
anwesha_kumar: yea?
TooHottohandle: ur figure?
anwesha_kumar: 34-26-38
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: can u were off ur gown? WERE OFF? Haha
TooHottohandle: hello
anwesha_kumar: were off??
anwesha_kumar: huhhh?
anwesha_kumar: we're off!! where??
TooHottohandle: where r u?
anwesha_kumar: a thooomeee
TooHottohandle: means?
anwesha_kumar: at hoomee
TooHottohandle: r u alone
anwesha_kumar: yace
TooHottohandle: then were of ur gown Were off........ now do you get the title?
anwesha_kumar: wat is tht sposed to mean?
TooHottohandle: gown wre out
TooHottohandle: r u were bra n panty?
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TooHottohandle: were out bra n panty? they were out, Oh my waht was it ........ cleaned bowled... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: my bra and panty r not out ANYWHERE!
anwesha_kumar: SACRILEGE!!!
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: u insert ur fingure inur vagina any time in life?
anwesha_kumar: wht is vagina?
TooHottohandle: ur urinal ? Isn't the urinal a toilet....... why would you insert your finger into a toilet?
anwesha_kumar: urinal is whr boys go pee pee
TooHottohandle: pee pee?
anwesha_kumar: yes...
anwesha_kumar: urinate... he cant say take off, but he can say URINATE.
TooHottohandle: ya
TooHottohandle: press ur boobs
anwesha_kumar: WHY???? WHY R MAKING ME CRY?
TooHottohandle: what ?
TooHottohandle: i m not making u cry?
TooHottohandle: do u know boobs Is there a person named boobs?
anwesha_kumar: u rr.....sob!!
anwesha_kumar: nooooo
TooHottohandle: nipples!
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: wht r nipples?
TooHottohandle: bye
anwesha_kumar: dont u knw wht they r? And thats the end of our conversation....

This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken too seriously. Anyway if there is a person who uses the ID toohottohandle, I will apologise and tell the people taht it was not you. i change the names of the people to kep their privacy. Anyway we have started on the next chapter and should have it on soon.