Anwesha Files

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Anwesha Files, Chapter 5 : I want to Marry You!!!

Hello and welcome back to one of the most random pages existing on the worldwide web right now. I must tell you I am very happy to say we hit the jackpot on this one. Arrey_ara is a 22 year old male who apprently knows something about stars........ Well other topics that were discussed were..... Reading the bible, Modals and Sadism and Masochism..... I hope I spelt that right... Read On.... ( Nothing is edited , Just his name and hisphone number)

Arrey_ara: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi
Arrey_ara: r u m
anwesha_kumar: no f
anwesha_kumar: u?
Arrey_ara: r u an indian
Arrey_ara: im male
anwesha_kumar: no im originally from alaska
Arrey_ara: it is a country Ignorant Indian, well It looked like a regular start, but were we wrong.
anwesha_kumar: yes it is!
Arrey_ara: ur age
Arrey_ara: hey sweetie
anwesha_kumar: 24
anwesha_kumar: u?
Arrey_ara: 22
anwesha_kumar: k
Arrey_ara: any pics
anwesha_kumar: no.sry
Arrey_ara: OK
anwesha_kumar: OK
Arrey_ara: HEY SWEETIE RU THERE Here this shows his desperation, Also one must realise chatting is not a telephone conversation. this guy doesnt, thats why he thinks writing in caps is like SCREAMING...
anwesha_kumar: yes
Arrey_ara: HEY WHERE UUUUUU
anwesha_kumar: hereeeeeeeeeeeee
Arrey_ara: R UIN LOVE WITH SOMEONE Wow, that was quick.....
anwesha_kumar: my mommmyyyy
Arrey_ara: SO NOT?
anwesha_kumar: my mom i love her
Arrey_ara: what??
Arrey_ara: ok..
Arrey_ara: OK IM SORRY
Arrey_ara: HEY WATS UPP
anwesha_kumar: nothing
Arrey_ara: RU CHATING WITH OTHERS
anwesha_kumar: noo
Arrey_ara: SO WHY R U LATE Have we met before and were we late then?
Arrey_ara: HEY WHERE R U
anwesha_kumar: im here
anwesha_kumar: just cooking some food
Arrey_ara: UR IN HOUSE
anwesha_kumar: yes
Arrey_ara: WHAT IS THE DISH
anwesha_kumar: salad
Arrey_ara: OK
anwesha_kumar: im chopping veggies
Arrey_ara: NOBODY IS THERE WITH U Not a question, Thats a statement!!!
anwesha_kumar: choppity choppity chop!
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: y?
Arrey_ara: OK U HAVE MOBILE
anwesha_kumar: noo
Arrey_ara: I HAVE
Arrey_ara: U WILL CALL ME PLZ I WANNA LISTEN UR VOICE DESPO........ he he
anwesha_kumar: umm..good for u!
anwesha_kumar: no im sry
Arrey_ara: UR BAD
Arrey_ara: ur a BAD GIRL!! Bad girl anwesha, bad girl
anwesha_kumar: umm...right!
Arrey_ara: OK RU STUDYING
anwesha_kumar: in alaska, im a model
anwesha_kumar: but here im jus researching
Arrey_ara: OH UR A MODAL..ITS HOT MODAL, he didnt even ask what type of model, she could be the model for those weight thining adds, the one in thebefore picture.
Arrey_ara: I CANT BELIEVE..I AM TALKING TO MODAL He cant believe it
anwesha_kumar: huh?
Arrey_ara: UR SWEETTTTTTTTTTT NAME PLZ
anwesha_kumar: no no my name's anwesha
anwesha_kumar: not sweetttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Arrey_ara: UR NAME IS VERY BEAUTIFULL
anwesha_kumar: thnku.!
Arrey_ara: RU FOLLOWED SEX What???
anwesha_kumar: i never met him
Arrey_ara: OK LETS IMAGINE WE ARE IN A BED ROOM
Arrey_ara: IM UR MAN AND UR MY GIRL
anwesha_kumar: ummm
anwesha_kumar: i know i know!
anwesha_kumar: and we recite verses from the bible together! Happy chanting days.....
anwesha_kumar: is tht it?
Arrey_ara: ya ya we do that later but first
Arrey_ara: IM SLOWLY TAKING OUT MY SHIRT
Arrey_ara: AND UR TAKING OUT UR BRAAAAAAA
Arrey_ara: I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU YAAR Wow that was really quick
anwesha_kumar: u dooooooo???
Arrey_ara: YAAAAAAAAAA
anwesha_kumar: awwwwwwwwww......how do u tht u do
Arrey_ara: IWILL COME THERE N MEET UUUUU Come to the COUNTRY of Alaska..... where people go to meet Anwesha
anwesha_kumar: whr?
Arrey_ara: ALASKA
anwesha_kumar: u willll.....???? ur coming!!??
anwesha_kumar: leave tomorrow, we'll be on the same flight
Arrey_ara: HEY ANWESHA I REALLY LOVE UUUUUUU
Arrey_ara: ya ya..I WANT TO MARRY YOU My god, Apply in Times Matrimonial, maybe you will find someone as desperate as you...
anwesha_kumar: UMM...SURE!!!
Arrey_ara: U WANNA KNOW MY MOBILE NUMBER
anwesha_kumar: nooooo
Arrey_ara: Y
Arrey_ara: HEY WATS UPP
anwesha_kumar: i dont have a telephone
Arrey_ara: CALL ME FROM STD
anwesha_kumar: u think i have all the money in the world?
Arrey_ara: UR A MODAL MODAL..... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: so???
Arrey_ara: U SHOULD TOO CALL ME
anwesha_kumar: i cant
Arrey_ara: MY NUMBER IS 98******** (telephone number hidden…… he doesn’t want to be called and get laughed at…)
anwesha_kumar: sry im not intrested
Arrey_ara: BUT I LOVE YOU. WE WILL GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDRENS. AND ALSO LOTS OF SEX He is thinking of marriage.... time the convo has lasted ....... 7 minutes 33 seconds
anwesha_kumar: dude i think u got ur priorities allll wrong!!!! and how can u marry me wen u dont even know me?
Arrey_ara: IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS TAT I WILL MARRY ANWESHA FROM ALASKA
Arrey_ara: EVERYDAY I HAVE BEEN COMING TO DIFFERENT CHAT ROOMS JUST TO FIND U ANWESHA
Arrey_ara: WE R MEANT TO BE TOGETHER Wow he is an Star readr.. isnt that an astrologist?..... Can you find out whether you are desperate... wait we already know that.
anwesha_kumar: hahahaha...yeah right....
Arrey_ara: Y R U LAFING?
Arrey_ara: U DON'T FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT ME? Within ten minutes, You should fall in love and ask the girl to marry you... advice for all you people out there....... HA HA
anwesha_kumar: look, this doesn't make any sense
Arrey_ara: OK TELL ME YOUR FANTSAY
anwesha_kumar: fantsay????????? huh???????
Arrey_ara: FANTASY LIKE IN BED
anwesha_kumar: i'll tell you..i wna go out wit lots of people, to a park. there we will join hands and dance around in a circle proclaiming our devotion to the lord, and then we wil al sit and drink wine and eat bread. just like the good lord did during the last supper. i think that would be a perfect day. where does bed come in???
Arrey_ara: OK WE WIL DO THAT
anwesha_kumar: really??? omg no one's ever agreed to that
Arrey_ara: but first u will sex me? Will You Sex me?
Arrey_ara: then we will do.
anwesha_kumar: umm..no i dont think so. u see, i grew up in a conservative society, and i dont noe what sex is.
Arrey_ara:I WANT U TO GET ANGRY WITH ME AND HIT ME AND SLAP ME AND SEX ME
Arrey_ara: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Arrey_ara: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Arrey_ara: WE WILL SLAP AND SEX EACH OTHER IT WIL BE FUN My god he is a Masochist
anwesha_kumar: no i do not think that will happen
Arrey_ara:PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MY ANU DARLING PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SLAP ME Names Anwesha and after this exposee you wont forget it
anwesha_kumar: ok ur really freaking me out
Arrey_ara: THIS IS EVERY MAN'S FANTSAY BUT ONLI I SAY IT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME AND SLAP ME I WILL PAY FOR YOU TO COME HERE OR I WILL COME THERE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
anwesha_kumar: bye! How far will people go for their fantasies? Well this is the only conversation we left because we thought we were going to die...... we couldnt stop laughing.....

(This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. If there is anyone , which I dont think there would be, with a chat ID called Arrey_ara , you must know that you were not chatting with us, I have changed the number and name of the person for his privacy. Anyway thta said and done...... HA HA!!!)

10 Comments:

  • i would have loved to slap him.. muhahahahahahaha. freaky guy.. hilarious actually. freaky hilarious.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:34 AM  

  • listen, i cant believe there are such guys on the net! as a guy, i would like to apologise. great respect for Anwesha, whoever she is! would like to talk to her!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:02 AM  

  • haha....shady fantasies...ok now why dont u guys try a different twist where anwesha gets really agressive too...should be fun...
    smira

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:04 AM  

  • hahahah....wtf! iz ''i wana sex u''? itz soundz like a child abusin...instead of sayin i wana F*Ck U, he endz up sayin i wana SEX U, it must b a under 18 chat room hahaha...dude fantasies pay a toll...a moment of silence 4 all d victimz who hav lame ass fantasies like these.....r u mad u think i wud even spend any time 4 silince? F*...oh wait sory SEX U man lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:38 PM  

  • WHOA..... DUDE NOOOO THAT IS SO NOT EVERY MANS FANTASY... WHAT A TOTAL PSYCHO.. SEX ME PLEASE aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    gr8 job anwesha keep it up.. its gettin popular ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:07 AM  

  • Hahaha if only he knew that he was talking to a hiry guy in Juhu! Then God knows if he'd like you to 'slap n sex him'... hahhahaah Fuck these ppl actually exist!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:26 AM  

  • Taha we need more Anwesha files - maybe you should make an Orkut profile and see the responses that you get on there. What say?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:07 PM  

  • OMG!!! wt a total snm case!!! this guy is a whacko!!! lol... everybody at dis cyber cafe thinks im crazy coz i cant stop lafing!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:24 AM  

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    By Blogger dmw, at 8:59 AM  

  • hahah.... will you make fraandship to me, cum in my bed...i will happy you for rest your life.... fraaanship.. pls pls pls you are the vary cutes the MODALs, i like your nam vary vary sweeetttttttly....

    if that poor bugger only knew how hairy anwesha is.
    LMAO!!! super

    By Blogger dmw, at 9:02 AM  

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