Anwesha Files, Chapter 5 : I want to Marry You!!!

Hello and welcome back to one of the most random pages existing on the worldwide web right now. I must tell you I am very happy to say we hit the jackpot on this one. Arrey_ara is a 22 year old male who apprently knows something about stars........ Well other topics that were discussed were..... Reading the bible, Modals and Sadism and Masochism..... I hope I spelt that right... Read On.... ( Nothing is edited , Just his name and hisphone number)

Arrey_ara: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi
Arrey_ara: r u m
anwesha_kumar: no f
anwesha_kumar: u?
Arrey_ara: r u an indian
Arrey_ara: im male
anwesha_kumar: no im originally from alaska
Arrey_ara: it is a country Ignorant Indian, well It looked like a regular start, but were we wrong.
anwesha_kumar: yes it is!
Arrey_ara: ur age
Arrey_ara: hey sweetie
anwesha_kumar: 24
anwesha_kumar: u?
Arrey_ara: 22
anwesha_kumar: k
Arrey_ara: any pics
anwesha_kumar: no.sry
Arrey_ara: OK
anwesha_kumar: OK
Arrey_ara: HEY SWEETIE RU THERE Here this shows his desperation, Also one must realise chatting is not a telephone conversation. this guy doesnt, thats why he thinks writing in caps is like SCREAMING...
anwesha_kumar: yes
Arrey_ara: HEY WHERE UUUUUU
anwesha_kumar: hereeeeeeeeeeeee
Arrey_ara: R UIN LOVE WITH SOMEONE Wow, that was quick.....
anwesha_kumar: my mommmyyyy
Arrey_ara: SO NOT?
anwesha_kumar: my mom i love her
Arrey_ara: what??
Arrey_ara: ok..
Arrey_ara: OK IM SORRY
Arrey_ara: HEY WATS UPP
anwesha_kumar: nothing
Arrey_ara: RU CHATING WITH OTHERS
anwesha_kumar: noo
Arrey_ara: SO WHY R U LATE Have we met before and were we late then?
Arrey_ara: HEY WHERE R U
anwesha_kumar: im here
anwesha_kumar: just cooking some food
Arrey_ara: UR IN HOUSE
anwesha_kumar: yes
Arrey_ara: WHAT IS THE DISH
anwesha_kumar: salad
Arrey_ara: OK
anwesha_kumar: im chopping veggies
Arrey_ara: NOBODY IS THERE WITH U Not a question, Thats a statement!!!
anwesha_kumar: choppity choppity chop!
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: y?
Arrey_ara: OK U HAVE MOBILE
anwesha_kumar: noo
Arrey_ara: I HAVE
Arrey_ara: U WILL CALL ME PLZ I WANNA LISTEN UR VOICE DESPO........ he he
anwesha_kumar: umm..good for u!
anwesha_kumar: no im sry
Arrey_ara: UR BAD
Arrey_ara: ur a BAD GIRL!! Bad girl anwesha, bad girl
anwesha_kumar: umm...right!
Arrey_ara: OK RU STUDYING
anwesha_kumar: in alaska, im a model
anwesha_kumar: but here im jus researching
Arrey_ara: OH UR A MODAL..ITS HOT MODAL, he didnt even ask what type of model, she could be the model for those weight thining adds, the one in thebefore picture.
Arrey_ara: I CANT BELIEVE..I AM TALKING TO MODAL He cant believe it
anwesha_kumar: huh?
Arrey_ara: UR SWEETTTTTTTTTTT NAME PLZ
anwesha_kumar: no no my name's anwesha
anwesha_kumar: not sweetttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Arrey_ara: UR NAME IS VERY BEAUTIFULL
anwesha_kumar: thnku.!
Arrey_ara: RU FOLLOWED SEX What???
anwesha_kumar: i never met him
Arrey_ara: OK LETS IMAGINE WE ARE IN A BED ROOM
Arrey_ara: IM UR MAN AND UR MY GIRL
anwesha_kumar: ummm
anwesha_kumar: i know i know!
anwesha_kumar: and we recite verses from the bible together! Happy chanting days.....
anwesha_kumar: is tht it?
Arrey_ara: ya ya we do that later but first
Arrey_ara: IM SLOWLY TAKING OUT MY SHIRT
Arrey_ara: AND UR TAKING OUT UR BRAAAAAAA
Arrey_ara: I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU YAAR Wow that was really quick
anwesha_kumar: u dooooooo???
Arrey_ara: YAAAAAAAAAA
anwesha_kumar: awwwwwwwwww......how do u tht u do
Arrey_ara: IWILL COME THERE N MEET UUUUU Come to the COUNTRY of Alaska..... where people go to meet Anwesha
anwesha_kumar: whr?
Arrey_ara: ALASKA
anwesha_kumar: u willll.....???? ur coming!!??
anwesha_kumar: leave tomorrow, we'll be on the same flight
Arrey_ara: HEY ANWESHA I REALLY LOVE UUUUUUU
Arrey_ara: ya ya..I WANT TO MARRY YOU My god, Apply in Times Matrimonial, maybe you will find someone as desperate as you...
anwesha_kumar: UMM...SURE!!!
Arrey_ara: U WANNA KNOW MY MOBILE NUMBER
anwesha_kumar: nooooo
Arrey_ara: Y
Arrey_ara: HEY WATS UPP
anwesha_kumar: i dont have a telephone
Arrey_ara: CALL ME FROM STD
anwesha_kumar: u think i have all the money in the world?
Arrey_ara: UR A MODAL MODAL..... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: so???
Arrey_ara: U SHOULD TOO CALL ME
anwesha_kumar: i cant
Arrey_ara: MY NUMBER IS 98******** (telephone number hidden…… he doesn’t want to be called and get laughed at…)
anwesha_kumar: sry im not intrested
Arrey_ara: BUT I LOVE YOU. WE WILL GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDRENS. AND ALSO LOTS OF SEX He is thinking of marriage.... time the convo has lasted ....... 7 minutes 33 seconds
anwesha_kumar: dude i think u got ur priorities allll wrong!!!! and how can u marry me wen u dont even know me?
Arrey_ara: IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS TAT I WILL MARRY ANWESHA FROM ALASKA
Arrey_ara: EVERYDAY I HAVE BEEN COMING TO DIFFERENT CHAT ROOMS JUST TO FIND U ANWESHA
Arrey_ara: WE R MEANT TO BE TOGETHER Wow he is an Star readr.. isnt that an astrologist?..... Can you find out whether you are desperate... wait we already know that.
anwesha_kumar: hahahaha...yeah right....
Arrey_ara: Y R U LAFING?
Arrey_ara: U DON'T FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT ME? Within ten minutes, You should fall in love and ask the girl to marry you... advice for all you people out there....... HA HA
anwesha_kumar: look, this doesn't make any sense
Arrey_ara: OK TELL ME YOUR FANTSAY
anwesha_kumar: fantsay????????? huh???????
Arrey_ara: FANTASY LIKE IN BED
anwesha_kumar: i'll tell you..i wna go out wit lots of people, to a park. there we will join hands and dance around in a circle proclaiming our devotion to the lord, and then we wil al sit and drink wine and eat bread. just like the good lord did during the last supper. i think that would be a perfect day. where does bed come in???
Arrey_ara: OK WE WIL DO THAT
anwesha_kumar: really??? omg no one's ever agreed to that
Arrey_ara: but first u will sex me? Will You Sex me?
Arrey_ara: then we will do.
anwesha_kumar: umm..no i dont think so. u see, i grew up in a conservative society, and i dont noe what sex is.
Arrey_ara:I WANT U TO GET ANGRY WITH ME AND HIT ME AND SLAP ME AND SEX ME
Arrey_ara: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Arrey_ara: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Arrey_ara: WE WILL SLAP AND SEX EACH OTHER IT WIL BE FUN My god he is a Masochist
anwesha_kumar: no i do not think that will happen
Arrey_ara:PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MY ANU DARLING PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SLAP ME Names Anwesha and after this exposee you wont forget it
anwesha_kumar: ok ur really freaking me out
Arrey_ara: THIS IS EVERY MAN'S FANTSAY BUT ONLI I SAY IT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME AND SLAP ME I WILL PAY FOR YOU TO COME HERE OR I WILL COME THERE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
anwesha_kumar: bye! How far will people go for their fantasies? Well this is the only conversation we left because we thought we were going to die...... we couldnt stop laughing.....

(This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. If there is anyone , which I dont think there would be, with a chat ID called Arrey_ara , you must know that you were not chatting with us, I have changed the number and name of the person for his privacy. Anyway thta said and done...... HA HA!!!)

Anwesha Files, Chapter 4: Were off ........

I know the title is weird but trust me after you finish reading this you will understand why. We havent got any information about this guy, but all we know that he was desperate and didnt know english that well. In this chapter of the Anwesha files you will learn how to wear off something and the art of improper grammar. read on, this truly is a great piece of chatting.....


TooHottohandle: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi
TooHottohandle: asl
anwesha_kumar: 24 f mum
TooHottohandle: job?
anwesha_kumar: my parents raised me as a hindu bt nvr tot me nein bout it so i converted to christianity and now m here to learn bout my original religion
anwesha_kumar: im frm alaska
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: u r hindu basically
anwesha_kumar: kind of..
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: hmm
TooHottohandle: have boyfriend?
anwesha_kumar: no
TooHottohandle: r u virgin
anwesha_kumar: wats tht?
TooHottohandle: sorry
TooHottohandle: i m saying do u sex with anyone? First grammatical error. First of many.......
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: do u masterbate in private? HA HA... Learn how to spell.... its Mastu....... uhh... I forgot how to spell it..... I need english classes.
anwesha_kumar: what is materbate?
TooHottohandle: really u dont know?
anwesha_kumar: noo
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: cn u plz explain?
TooHottohandle: r u interested in sex chating
anwesha_kumar: what is tht?
TooHottohandle: what r u were now? What are you were now? Isnt that two tenses in the same line contradicting each other?
anwesha_kumar: W
TooHottohandle: means
anwesha_kumar: what am i what?
anwesha_kumar: were
anwesha_kumar: huh?
TooHottohandle: do u know hindi Not very experienced in English, Is he.... well I couldnt make out from thebeginning of this convo till now... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: no
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: what r u weared? Hehe......
anwesha_kumar: a cotton gown, a sweater and a beanie Now we get what he means...
TooHottohandle: beanie?
TooHottohandle: means
anwesha_kumar: a cap
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: helo?
TooHottohandle: hello
anwesha_kumar: e
anwesha_kumar: yea?
TooHottohandle: ur figure?
anwesha_kumar: 34-26-38
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: can u were off ur gown? WERE OFF? Haha
TooHottohandle: hello
anwesha_kumar: were off??
anwesha_kumar: huhhh?
anwesha_kumar: we're off!! where??
TooHottohandle: where r u?
anwesha_kumar: a thooomeee
TooHottohandle: means?
anwesha_kumar: at hoomee
TooHottohandle: r u alone
anwesha_kumar: yace
TooHottohandle: then were of ur gown Were off........ now do you get the title?
anwesha_kumar: wat is tht sposed to mean?
TooHottohandle: gown wre out
TooHottohandle: r u were bra n panty?
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TooHottohandle: were out bra n panty? they were out, Oh my waht was it ........ cleaned bowled... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: my bra and panty r not out ANYWHERE!
anwesha_kumar: SACRILEGE!!!
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: u insert ur fingure inur vagina any time in life?
anwesha_kumar: wht is vagina?
TooHottohandle: ur urinal ? Isn't the urinal a toilet....... why would you insert your finger into a toilet?
anwesha_kumar: urinal is whr boys go pee pee
TooHottohandle: pee pee?
anwesha_kumar: yes...
anwesha_kumar: urinate... he cant say take off, but he can say URINATE.
TooHottohandle: ya
TooHottohandle: press ur boobs
anwesha_kumar: WHY???? WHY R MAKING ME CRY?
TooHottohandle: what ?
TooHottohandle: i m not making u cry?
TooHottohandle: do u know boobs Is there a person named boobs?
anwesha_kumar: u rr.....sob!!
anwesha_kumar: nooooo
TooHottohandle: nipples!
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: wht r nipples?
TooHottohandle: bye
anwesha_kumar: dont u knw wht they r? And thats the end of our conversation....

This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken too seriously. Anyway if there is a person who uses the ID toohottohandle, I will apologise and tell the people taht it was not you. i change the names of the people to kep their privacy. Anyway we have started on the next chapter and should have it on soon.

The Anwesha Files, Chapter 3: Too many Questions...

In this episode of the anwesha files we talk to a guy from Pune, with topics such as kissing deers, to him having experience, to him asking her out within minutes, to stalking and asking for cell numbers......... read on....



younis_2006_shake: hi
younis_2006_shake: asl
anwesha_kumar: hi 24 f mum..u?
younis_2006_shake: 25 m
younis_2006_shake: pune
anwesha_kumar: ok
younis_2006_shake: r u alone now
anwesha_kumar: yes i'm alpne why do u wna know?
anwesha_kumar: alone*
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: wats ur name
anwesha_kumar: anwesha
anwesha_kumar: yes
anwesha_kumar: ?
younis_2006_shake: r u busy'
younis_2006_shake: where in mumbai u live
anwesha_kumar: im not at liberty to say.
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: y so
anwesha_kumar: cuz im on the verge of moving out..
younis_2006_shake: where
younis_2006_shake: y r u moving out
anwesha_kumar: because i dont like it here..
anwesha_kumar: y r u asking me such questions? looking for a place to rent here?
younis_2006_shake: where r u moving
anwesha_kumar: WHY R U ASKING ME SUCH THINGS? We were getting bugged with persistent questioning
younis_2006_shake: do u plan to come in pune
younis_2006_shake: just like that
younis_2006_shake: dont mind
younis_2006_shake: plz
anwesha_kumar: no i do not where is pune?
anwesha_kumar: but what if i do mind? huh? huh? HUH?
younis_2006_shake: r u sexy
anwesha_kumar: i don't know..
anwesha_kumar: but i won a beauty pageant in my town
anwesha_kumar: i am originally from Noma,Alaska
younis_2006_shake: hey tats great
younis_2006_shake: can i see u
anwesha_kumar: i have no pics on this comp,sry
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: do u have a boyfrnd
anwesha_kumar: no
younis_2006_shake: dont tell lie
younis_2006_shake: u r beauty champ
anwesha_kumar: wt?
anwesha_kumar: so...?????
younis_2006_shake: u must be having a bfnd Doesnt trust us... so sad, Y shouldnt we trust us, we only created a fake ID name and person.....
anwesha_kumar: but i am not!!!!
anwesha_kumar: y dont u believe me???
younis_2006_shake: no not at all
anwesha_kumar: no guy has ever asked me out:(
younis_2006_shake: r u sure
anwesha_kumar: well of course i'm sure..!!
younis_2006_shake: cani try for that He wants to ask her out....... right now time: 5 minutes into conversation
anwesha_kumar: noo...im not looking for a relationship right now
younis_2006_shake: r u sure
anwesha_kumar: if i'm not sure who else will be????
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: may i know why
anwesha_kumar: im not in that place right now
younis_2006_shake: in what place r u now
anwesha_kumar: MUMBAII!!!!! Duh!!!!
younis_2006_shake: where r u going
younis_2006_shake: then
anwesha_kumar: nowhere for a while
younis_2006_shake: can i have ur cell no What is Mobile number, What is your style number..... thsi reminds me of taht pathetic Govinda song
anwesha_kumar: no
younis_2006_shake: why
younis_2006_shake: hey r u shy
younis_2006_shake: be a mature girl A mature girls gives her telephone number away to strangers... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
younis_2006_shake: in mumbai u mean
anwesha_kumar: no no in Alaska
younis_2006_shake: did u have sex before
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CN U UTTER SUCH WORDS OF EVIL??????? HERE WE GO!!!!
younis_2006_shake: i am just asking
younis_2006_shake: r u angry
anwesha_kumar: i am offended that's what i am
younis_2006_shake: ohh
younis_2006_shake: i am so sorry
younis_2006_shake: i didnt knew that
anwesha_kumar: its alright.
younis_2006_shake: thnx
younis_2006_shake: u r so generous
anwesha_kumar: why thnk u..
younis_2006_shake: i know
younis_2006_shake: experience he has experience in complementing people........ my god I need taht experience
younis_2006_shake: baby
anwesha_kumar: wttt???
younis_2006_shake: i have exp i mean
anwesha_kumar: in being generous? u do socialservice??? Good One!!!
younis_2006_shake: no dear
younis_2006_shake: u r so humorous 2 So much experience..... it shows
anwesha_kumar: oh thnks a lot
younis_2006_shake: u r welcome
younis_2006_shake: wat r uwearing now
anwesha_kumar: a long cotton gown with 3 sweaters, gloves, and a beanie
anwesha_kumar: y do u ask?
younis_2006_shake: just asking
younis_2006_shake: r u feeling cold
anwesha_kumar: yes...
younis_2006_shake: do u have fever
anwesha_kumar: no!!!!!
anwesha_kumar: my ac gt stuck on cold
younis_2006_shake: wat is ac He has a computer but no A/C ....... ha ha, infact he doesnt know what an A/C is
anwesha_kumar: AIR CONDITIONER
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: is it cool over there
anwesha_kumar: yes my ac is spoilt and it is stuck on the very cold level
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: when r u panning to move
anwesha_kumar: in the next week
younis_2006_shake: where
anwesha_kumar: i told u u will not say
anwesha_kumar: y do u ask anyway? u wnna stalk me?
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: ya HE wants to stalk us... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
younis_2006_shake: r u going to alaska
anwesha_kumar: nooooooooo i will go next summmer
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: why u came to mumbai
anwesha_kumar: to learn about hinduism
younis_2006_shake: hey r u hindu
anwesha_kumar: nooo
younis_2006_shake: wat r u
anwesha_kumar: catholic
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: do u believe in pope
anwesha_kumar: yes!!!!!! i call him SAINTY!!!!! Again here we go
younis_2006_shake: y>
anwesha_kumar: cuz he's sooooooooo cuuuttteee!!!
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: wat is ur hobby
younis_2006_shake: r u alone now
anwesha_kumar: i lyk to read sing in the opera, do the ballet
anwesha_kumar: yes im alone
anwesha_kumar: y
younis_2006_shake: r u feeling cold
anwesha_kumar: yes
anwesha_kumar: thts y im so warmly clothd
younis_2006_shake: wat r u wearing
anwesha_kumar: i told u!!
younis_2006_shake: & inside that
anwesha_kumar: gown with swetaers, gloves and a beanie!
anwesha_kumar: ewww ur grosss!!!!!
younis_2006_shake: & inside that
younis_2006_shake: plz tell
anwesha_kumar: noooooo......im a conservative person
younis_2006_shake: do u like kissing He is going through so much trouble trying to start the convo....
anwesha_kumar: i LOVE kissing my pet deer
anwesha_kumar: and my moth
anwesha_kumar: mothr*
younis_2006_shake: ohh
anwesha_kumar: do u like kissing ur mother?
younis_2006_shake: no
younis_2006_shake: wat r u saying
anwesha_kumar: y??
anwesha_kumar: my mother has such nice cheeks to kiss!
younis_2006_shake: can i kis u Brave last attempt
anwesha_kumar: NOOO!!!!
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Again he dissapears like the last one but we had enough juicy material.........

(This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously... I cahgned the name so it isnt actually younis_2006_shake that we cahtted with but someone else... so if anyone uses that id im sorry. and also sorry about the jokes on the Pope... this we brought up ourselves. we are truly sorry)

Anwesha Files, Chapter 2 : The One That Got Away

During the course of this conversation...... we will go through topics like the prince of Jaipur, States of matter, deer riding and villages........ keep reading to find out.

Shyam_Shekhu: hi anwesha
anwesha_kumar: hi
anwesha_kumar: Shyam_Shekhu
Shyam_Shekhu: how r u
anwesha_kumar: im gud..u?
Shyam_Shekhu: fine here too
Shyam_Shekhu: asl
anwesha_kumar: 24 f mum
anwesha_kumar: u?
Shyam_Shekhu: 27/m
Shyam_Shekhu: so how's life in mumbai
anwesha_kumar: whr r u
anwesha_kumar: ?
Shyam_Shekhu: i am at my home :))
anwesha_kumar: thats gr8!
Shyam_Shekhu: any ways u guess my city
Shyam_Shekhu: it is very very famous
anwesha_kumar: i am not frmindia,thrfr i cnt guess
Shyam_Shekhu: u told me u r frm mumbai
anwesha_kumar: yes but im not indian, im originally frm Alaska..i have come here to learn about hinduism Shyam_Shekhu: ok
Shyam_Shekhu: have u heard about all the states in india
anwesha_kumar: i only know of the liquid,solid and the gaseous states!!! hey scientists discovered plasma is also a state of matter ...... next time add that to the list.
Shyam_Shekhu: have u heard abt jaipur in rajasthan
anwesha_kumar: onli once
Shyam_Shekhu: where
anwesha_kumar: on the tv
Shyam_Shekhu: i belong to this place
Shyam_Shekhu: other than mumbai it is the second jewellery hub of india
anwesha_kumar: how fascinating! is it a village!! Jaipur is a village???
Shyam_Shekhu: it is a city like new delhi and mumbai.
anwesha_kumar: wow!!!
Shyam_Shekhu: but with lots and lots historical back ground
Shyam_Shekhu: can u come to this place
anwesha_kumar: noooo
anwesha_kumar: i have no money and i have to do research here
Shyam_Shekhu: ok come to jaipur i will pay for ur tickets Such a sweet guy, he watns to pay for her ticket, rmember first time talking to each other.
anwesha_kumar: can my mother father and 4 brothers come too!! ur so sweet!
Shyam_Shekhu: yeah they can Rich Man......
Shyam_Shekhu: then when r u comin
anwesha_kumar: i will come as soon as my work here is done
Shyam_Shekhu: by which date u have to leave for alaska
anwesha_kumar: i have to leave in december
anwesha_kumar: u c,thenit is summer over ther See he doesnt know alaska is in the northern hemisphere
Shyam_Shekhu: can i come over there and meet u
anwesha_kumar: how much money do u have? r u the prince of ur village? he he ..... prince of village.
Shyam_Shekhu: it doesn't take much bucks to reach there
anwesha_kumar: ur cmin by buck?wat is tht?
Shyam_Shekhu: stupid bucks is the alternate word for money
anwesha_kumar: oooohhh
anwesha_kumar: realllyy?
anwesha_kumar: in alaska..tht means deer..i thought u wud come riding into bombay on a deer! Deer Riding
Shyam_Shekhu: so tickets r very cheap to mumbai
Shyam_Shekhu: so when can i come
anwesha_kumar: b4 i leave fr alska
Shyam_Shekhu: and i want to have some sex with u also. do u approve it. pressing ur big boobs fucking u. u will also enjoy it really.
anwesha_kumar: whats sex?boob?fuck? i dont gt u!!! Illiterate Anwesha
Shyam_Shekhu: wht happens between husband and wife in their room at night on bed
anwesha_kumar: sleepin!
Shyam_Shekhu: putting mens penis into ladies vagina ediot. Look at the spellin of Idiot.... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: wht is penis? wht is vagina?
anwesha_kumar: heloo? we lost him there.............

So this is the end of the second chapter.... this is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. But how rich was this guy..... paying for so many tickets....... sorry to anyone named Shyam Shekhu..... but its not you.

Anwesha Files, Chapter I: The Beginning...

This blog has been inspired by Vishal Patel who started this with the Tasha Files. If you do want to visit his website... here is the link. www.vishalpatel.com. Its worth checking out.

With the formalities now complete, I would like to inaugarate this site with the first Anwesha Files. To give you a brief explanation of what you read, i have written a few lines.


Our story begins one dark night, not long ago. A female friend and I, logged into a Hinduism Chatroom on Yahoo! (trademark... I guess).A place to discuss the deeper meanings of Hinduism. We didn't really expect to see intelligent discussions going on there, but what was surprising was the number of PMs we were getting due to my friend's very obviously female ID.

Apparently there are a lot of lonely, horny Indian guys on the Net, and the place they all hang out is apparently Hinduism: a place to discuss the deeper meanings of Hinduism. Being Indian myself, I find things like this incredibly amusing. And so we decided to talk to these people. A little experiment to find out what goes on in their horny little heads.
We created a new chat ID, with a new persona to go with it. Meet Anwesha: She's 24, female and from Alaska now living in Bombay. She has come here to discover the meaning of Hinduism and her parents are Hindus who converted to Christianity, so she has no idea about Hinduism and has been brought up in a very very very conservative background, and does not the meaning of the word S**. She's usually 5'5", grey eyes,brunette.
Anwesha usually is, in most respects, a fairly "normal" girl.Anwesha is a sporty girl who won the Miss Noma contest in Alaska. we needed an unknown place. It is never her who brings up the topic of sex, and Anwesha never actually has cybers** with any of these guys (there's only so far we are willing willing to go for our art). Neither did we, at any point, send a "pic" to any of them. In every single instance, it was they who first messaged us.
But the conversations we got into... boggle the mind. Some guys were propositioning s** two minutes into the chat, some were asking questions that would be inappropriate were they not so ridiculous.

Thank You Vishal Patel for providing the basis for the Introduction.

Brief Summary of Chat: Aniket600 is a boy from Delhi, Topics of conversation range between The Pope, to artificial fertilisation, to high nuns. read on to find out.... (name Changed. that person needs to have his privacy)I have added my own personal commentary to the chat as I was on chatting ith my friend during the time she was doing this. Personal commentary will appear in Blue on the side:

aniket600: hi Anwesha
aniket600: aniket sharma 20 m here
aniket600: wanna chat
anwesha_kumar: hi im 24 f
aniket600: k
aniket600: im a student
anwesha_kumar: ok
aniket600: waddya u do
anwesha_kumar: im a student too
aniket600: r u in delhi?
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: bombay
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: u?
aniket600: delhi
aniket600: wat r yer hobbies
anwesha_kumar: readin.singing.opera..
aniket600: wow opera
anwesha_kumar: ballet and reading self improvement books
aniket600: wow
aniket600: u sure r an intelligent gal
anwesha_kumar: thnku!
aniket600: wt do u stdy
anwesha_kumar: b.a.
aniket600: k
aniket600: im doin masters in business economics Remember he is doing his Business anwesha_kumar: wow Economics
anwesha_kumar: ur the intelligent one!
aniket600: thnxankit8600: wat lse u like
anwesha_kumar: umm
aniket600: hellooooooooooo
anwesha_kumar: well
anwesha_kumar: i dont now!
anwesha_kumar10: stuff
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: i like the weather
anwesha_kumar: i like our planet
aniket600: do u like drty chat???????? See, we did not start it!!!
anwesha_kumar: wats that?
aniket600: dnt u knw?
anwesha_kumar: no!
aniket600: u might b ofended bt its talk abt sex We didnt start it!!!
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
aniket600: cm on gal
anwesha_kumar: wat?
aniket600: luk tell me wt r u wearing
anwesha_kumar: a long cotton gown and 3 sweaters over it with a monkey cap and gloves
aniket600: u feelin cold
aniket600: ???????????
anwesha_kumar: yes
aniket600: kan imagine u r naked in bed with me
anwesha_kumar: OMG U HEATHEN! Pause here, he wonders what Heathen means...
aniket600: my head is btween yer legs Not knowing what to do he does what he knows
aniket600: n im licking yer chut ....Dirty chat (why does he make so many
aniket600: slowly sentences, use one sentence next time)
aniket600: with my tongue
anwesha_kumar: MAY JESUS CURSE YOU! here we start pulling his leg
aniket600: y
aniket600: its natural
aniket600: imp 4 humans 2 grow
anwesha_kumar: WHY WOULD I DO THT?
aniket600: n reproduce
anwesha_kumar: grow?
aniket600: reproduce
anwesha_kumar: but i've grown!
aniket600: give brth 2 childrens
aniket600: well u will hv 2 dio it sm day
ankit8600: in order 2 give birth
anwesha_kumar: jesus will save you from these immoral thoughts
aniket600: look
aniket600: theories have proved Wow he has read the DaVinci code..
aniket600: that he still cant believe she doesnt know what sex means
anwesha_kumar: why 2 children? why not one?
aniket600: even jesus
aniket600: had a wife
aniket600: and a baby gitrl
aniket600: girl
aniket600: so ebn he had sex
aniket600: i meant to hv children
anwesha_kumar: that is a myth
aniket600: u r ignorant How observant
aniket600: no
ankit8600: r u on chat 4 frst time
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: what about the virgin mary
aniket600: so y r u so ignorant
aniket600: r u pretending 2 b so? He caught us but anwesha came to the rescue
anwesha_kumar: she dint have the s word..she gave birth to jesus!
aniket600: no
aniket600: thats da story
anwesha_kumar: R U INSINUATING THAT I AM A LIAR?
aniket600: it cannot hapen
aniket600: only through
aniket600: a n artificial conception tat cn happen Isnt he a worldly man
aniket600: im nt insulting u
anwesha_kumar: were u tere?
anwesha_kumar: how old areee u? We are still pulling his leg
aniket600: were u there
aniket600: 20
anwesha_kumar: i will have children to that
anwesha_kumar: my body shall not be vilated
anwesha_kumar: violated
aniket600: r u a catholic
anwesha_kumar: i wil b fertilised
aniket600: evn fertilisation
aniket600: involves the same process
anwesha_kumar: NO..
aniket600: it means placing the egg in yer wound artificially
anweha_kumar: hindu...i was brought up i n alaska
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: what wound? Notice gramatical mistakes by Aniket
aniket600: sory womb
anwesha_kumar: i have no wounds u evil man
aniket600: so wld u have a doctor do it or let nature taes it course
aniket600: luk there is 99% chance
anwesha_kumar: i wanted to learn about himduism.i leanr nothing from my parents
aniket600: that u r nt a test tube baby
aniket600: ur parents hd sex 2 get u
aniket600: so sex is not bad
aniket600: it is important for human society to grow
aniket600: u really wanted 2 knw abt hinduism
anwesha_kumar: my parents lived in an igloo.. See he doesnt know there are no igloos in aniket600: ky Alaska.Eskimos live in them
anwesha_kumar: they must have hugged each other, and i came out!
aniket600: intersting
aniket600: nooooooo
aniket600: i cnt believe wat u r saying
anwesha_kumar: i do.
aniket600: u lived in alaska
aniket600u r in mumbai nw
aniket600: how
anwesha_kumar: u r a heathen and you are spreadin the world of evil
aniket600: noooooooo
anwesha_kumar: i came here to learn about hinduism
aniket600: im a normal human being
aniket600: i will tel u that
aniket600: the debate abt conception cn See how he tries to change the topic so he can
aniket600: b taken later get back to why he started chatting
anwesha_kumar: but the world has overpopulation anyway!
aniket600: bt u mst understand how life produces
aniket600: so ds it mean ppl; stop havin sex
anwesha_kumar: i do..you don;t u are sayin s words..
aniket600: why should i understand?
aniket600: cm on be a matured adult dnt b scared of tat wrd
anwesha_kumar: god created adam out of mud and eve out of his rib!
aniket600: evn the pope was born because 2
aniket600: ppl mt
aniket600: naaaaaa
aniket600: the frst living being ws a bacteria So knowledgeable but he still does not know
aniket600: green blue algae that there are no igloos in Alaska
aniket600: kay
aniket600: tell me 1 thing
anwesha_kumar: were u there then too?
aniket600: kay
aniket600: if god cn create man n women y dsnt he ds that nw
aniket600: y he leaves us
aniket600: tro create babies
anwesha_kumar: because he is tired
anwesha_kumar: he has to deal with heathens like u
aniket600: ho tld u that
aniket600: kay
aniket600: then that way Tries to blame someone else
aniket600: evn yer parents r heathens
aniket600: thepopoes parents r heathens
aniket600: evry parent is a heathen
anwesha_kumar: what is a popoe? Major mistake of the century
aniket600: pope i mean
aniket600: luk i dnt know where
anwesha_kumar: what is a popoe/
aniket600: u studied
anwesha_kumar: i cal him sainty
anwesha_kumar: u give the pope NICKMANES TO!!
anwesha_kumar: nicknames*
aniket600: whatevrr evn he came bcause his parents had sex
anwesha_kumar: oh my god thats so cool
aniket600: it was a typing error
aniket600: pope is a pope
aniket600: what cool
anwesha_kumar: no the pope is a holy man
aniket600: ya
anwesha_kumar: he is the benedict
aniket600: bt
aniket600: he came only bcause of sex?
aniket600: right
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar0: he came because god showered his blessings on him
aniket600: y dnt u ask pope himself
anwesha_kumar: WOW~
anwesha_kumar: uis he there with you now? Still pulling his leg
aniket600: who put all these ideas in yer mind
aniket600: where did u get yer education from
aniket600: u knw nothing
aniket600: or u r feigning
anwesha_kumar: our holy lady santa maria trevianna antonia belladonna marijuana santorisio Doesnt realise we slipped a drug in the name
aniket600: god told me these things
anisha_sharma10: what is feigning he knows the meaning of feigning but not heathen
aniket600: lying He nearly caught us again
anwesha_kumar: she's a nun at our church
aniket600: k
anwesha_kumar: HOW DARE U ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING!
aniket600: hw did she came on da planet
aniket600: bcause u r a nut Happy realisation
aniket600: u dnt accept reality
anwesha_kumar: my parents became christians cuz there was something called the kamasutra in hinduism and they dint like it
aniket600: u r livin in a false world
aniket600: kay
aniket600: n they had sex to have u
aniket600: n kamasutra ws abt sex He is still so worldly
anwesha_kumar: THE LIES THE LIES!
aniket600: nooooooooo
aniket600: y dnt u ask yer parents
anisha_sharma10: nuns
anwesha_kumar: dont
aniket600: hw did they had u
anwesha_kumar0: have 's'
aniket600: yer mother was a nun
aniket600: ?????????
anwesha_kumar: she waS? i had no idea!! R U SPYIN ON ME?
aniket600: cm on
aniket600: either she ws not a nun
aniket600: or she adopted u
aniket600: IM ADOPTED!! Oh the tragedy *sniff sniff*
anwesha_kumar NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aniket600: luk
aniket600: im not telling u that
aniket600: im only saying that
aniket600: yer parents
aniket600: had to have sex in order to have u
anwesha_kumar: please refer to them as the holy paternal and maternal influences in my life
aniket600: or were u a test tube baby
anwesha_kumar: u mean..im an exam? Good one, isnt it?
aniket600: luk whatevr the reality u have to find out
aniket600: but for that
aniket600: u have to be open to reality
aniket600: accept it
anwesha_kumar: i cannot take this anymore
anwesha_kumar: goodbye
aniket600: not get enclosed
anwesha_kumar: heathen
aniket600: in yer world
aniket600: hey
aniket600: listen
aniket600: i really wanna hlp..... OMG what a nice guy! He wants to help us.

The conversation drifts off out here. Anwesha Signs out as her real parents actually called her for dinner. The Anwesha files is inspired by Vishal Patel and is created by me and my female friend. We have roped in another friend to help us out and he is currently creating an msn Space for it. So until next time. Keep reading....

(I am sorry, if there is anyone withe the id aniket600 for chatting we know the real culprit and it was not you. This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously.I hope that I have not offended anyone with the lines on the pope.It was he who started it and we keep a record of all the people we chat with so we can give you his email adress to curse him, until then keep viewing this space.)