Anwesha Files, Chapter 7: The Twist

Hello and welcome back. This chapter is called the twist because Anwesha turns a little aggressive in this one. Anyway I think this is one of our best, so Im not going to say much , just keep on reading....

Brief Synopsis: X_Y_Z_2004 is a male, im guessing. Topics of conversation include weird Last Names, to affairs to wanting to sex you.... Read On....

x_y_z_2004: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi!
x_y_z_2004: where u from
anwesha_kumar: originally from alaska,i am now in mumbai to learn about hinduism!x_y_z_2004: I know all that u tell about u is wrong but i tell truth for myself
anwesha_kumar: why do u say that???
x_y_z_2004: it seems to me
x_y_z_2004: anyway u can continue
anwesha_kumar: R U CALLING ME A LIAR????
x_y_z_2004: not at all
x_y_z_2004: but truth make sense
anwesha_kumar: yes i know,thts wht the nuns at school taught me...never ever lie!!!!x_y_z_2004: can i know something
anwesha_kumar: yes
x_y_z_2004: i will prove something if you answer
anwesha_kumar: ok
x_y_z_2004: ur age
anwesha_kumar: 23!
x_y_z_2004: m/f
anwesha_kumar: f!!!
x_y_z_2004: I am also a hindu so why kumar as a female
anwesha_kumar: thts my brother's name!!we share this id...
x_y_z_2004: then whats ur full name
anwesha_kumar: why do u wanna knw???
x_y_z_2004: if u dont want then ..............
anwesha_kumar: ...
anwesha_kumar: ?
x_y_z_2004: I want to know all that because in my mind i want to create a model of u
anwesha_kumar: my surname helps u create a model of me??? oooooohhhhhh..... tell me your last name. it heps me create a model for you. ooooooh! Freaky!!!
x_y_z_2004: are u think i am joking
anwesha_kumar: no im serious!!!! i never knew someone cud do that!
x_y_z_2004: u are very sharp
anwesha_kumar: thnku!
x_y_z_2004: you can tell me ur surname
anwesha_kumar: beaverhousen Where have I heard that before?
x_y_z_2004: i cant pronounce that???
anwesha_kumar: :( everyone teases me!
anwesha_kumar: bearverhousen!!
x_y_z_2004: my surnameis Apu THANK YOU COME AGAIN: watch the simpsons.
anwesha_kumar: apu!!like the mokey in aladdin!!! Didnt think of that one
x_y_z_2004: whatanwesha_kumar: never mind!!!
x_y_z_2004: what u wearing now?
anwesha_kumar: a sweater,gloves and a beanie!y?
x_y_z_2004:wow...seems mumbais too cool
anwesha_kumar: :D
x_y_z_2004: so need to give u some heatso will u tak my heat???:-P OOh please take some of his heat....
anwesha_kumar: ?!?!?!?!?!I DON't understand
x_y_z_2004: tell me what u wearing now?
anwesha_kumar: I JUST TLD U!
x_y_z_2004: hey honey..leave the chat room plz...b mine only
anwesha_kumar: huh?
x_y_z_2004:whats ur size????
anwesha_kumar: ?
x_y_z_2004:BOOBS
anwesha_kumar: wht r those?
x_y_z_2004:those that are on ur chestbig bigsoft softyummy yummymily milky
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!! I DONT TALK BOUT THOSE!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004:why darlingwhat happd? He stops for a second....
anwesha_kumar: omg i think im going to faint!!!
x_y_z_2004:in my arms and then continues....
anwesha_kumar: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
x_y_z_2004:plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
anwesha_kumar: OMG!!
x_y_z_2004:tell me ur boobs size
anwesha_kumar: no!HEATHEN!! MAY THE LORD SAVE YOUR SOUL!
x_y_z_2004:hey lets do sex chat
anwesha_kumar: NOREAD THE BIBLE!!!YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD!
x_y_z_2004:but lord also did it honey God had Sex??? what????
anwesha_kumar: THE LIES!!!THE IMPURE WORDS!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x_y_z_2004:truth is bitter darling
anwesha_kumar: NO NO!!!nooo!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004: that's ok,no probs,as you wish we wont talk about it.
x_y_z_2004:hey sexy i luv u Time into conversation 5:33 seconds
anwesha_kumar: ???
x_y_z_2004:Wat say
anwesha_kumar: to wt?
x_y_z_2004: my parpose hat is he trying to say proposal, purpose?
x_y_z_2004:I Luv U
anwesha_kumar: hw cn u??
x_y_z_2004:Blind Luv
anwesha_kumar: sure!!
x_y_z_2004:Dats Fun wat say
anwesha_kumar: nope!!!
x_y_z_2004:hv u ever been in luv
x_y_z_2004:so wat do u think abt it
anwesha_kumar: wht?luv?i dont knw!never experienced it!
x_y_z_2004:u r 23 my girl
anwesha_kumar: so?
x_y_z_2004:hv an affainaffair? what is a affainaffair?
anwesha_kumar: noooo
x_y_z_2004:yatleast go 4 itu nvr knw wen u r fallin
anwesha_kumar: ill knw
x_y_z_2004:where do u stay in mum ur young & huh sexynow is the rite timebetter watch out b4 its 2 lateif u find no 1 dan i m der 4 uwat say Ill be ther for you........ when you get really old.... (humm friends theme song)
anwesha_kumar: hmm..i don't think so!!
x_y_z_2004:why darling? i will be your boy,you will be my girl.
x_y_z_2004:we will have sweet love i will take you to beach and we will sit there
x_y_z_2004: i will take you for drives aww isnt he sweet?
anwesha_kumar: awwww!!! that's so swweeeett!!!!! :D
x_y_z_2004: we can have sex also then there is his true colours
anwesha_kumar: WHAATTTT????
anwesha_kumar: look,i really don't know what you're talking about!!
x_y_z_2004: where boy and girl do nice nice things in bed,with lights off.no clothesanwesha_kumar: you're scaring me!!!! plz don't do this!!
x_y_z_2004: but darling we should,it is very nice with the way you talk to women, I dont think you have experienced it mister.
anwesha_kumar: I SAID NO!!!
x_y_z_2004: come come even i know you are wanting to Wow he knows everything!!!
anwesha_kumar: look,i don't know what u r talking bout,but im nt doin nein i dont wanna!!
x_y_z_2004: all things that i am saying you so,trust me,good fun
anwesha_kumar:NO YOU HORRIBLE SACRILEGOUS HEATHEN!!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004: daaaaarling you have got me in mood
anwesha_kumar: I DONT CARE!!!STOP HARASSING ME!
x_y_z_2004: not harassing you,i will marry you. i loooooovvveeeee u anweshu He he ... he wants to marry a figment of imagination
anwesha_kumar: I AM NOT YOUR ANWESHU! I AM NOT YOUR ANYTHING!! NOTHING! STOP HARASSING ME YOU IMPURE MAN!I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! YOU DISGUST ME!
x_y_z_2004: disgust? Do you know what that means?
anwesha_kumar: YES! DISGUST!!!!!YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!JUST AWFUL!! x_y_z_2004: i just want to sex you!
anwesha_kumar: HOW CAN I DO THAT IF I DON'T KNOW WHT IT IS?? WHY ARE U NOT LETTING ME LIVE IN PEEEAAAACCCEEE???????
x_y_z_2004: baby don't do this.i love u
anwesha_kumar: I AM NOT YOUR BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004: jaanu jaaneman
anwesha_kumar:huh??????
x_y_z_2004: you are my life
anwesha_kumar: STOP!!! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY!
x_y_z_2004: dont' cry. im sorry. i wont make you.i am reaaly very much sorry did not think you would not like.many girls like.today i will change for u. Wow he is going to change for a person he just met
anwesha_kumar: DONT TALK TO ME!!! YOU'RE JUST HORRIBLE!!! WHY DID I EVEN TALK TO YOU? YOU NEED THE LORD'S GUIDANCE!!!
x_y_z_2004: yes anu i will take Lord guidance.please help me i am very ill i need your help
anwesha_kumar: JUSTDON'T TALKTOME!
x_y_z_2004: anweshaanu?darling?baby?my loveeeee dont goooooooo i cannot live without uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... we finally ran away because we could not stop laughing....


(All comments aremeant to be jokes and should not be taken seriously. and if there is anyone using the ID x_y_z_2004, you must know it was not you we were talking to, name was changed to maintain privacy)

hey guys!!!! this is Anwesha here....haven't really posted anything since we started this crazy journey..but i'd jus like to thank ul fr the support!!! u keep Anwesha alive..!!! sorry fr the long gap in posts..am gonna go at it full gusto again!!!
one request,plz dont mention our real names here..and plzzzz do give suggestions if u have any...never knw which freak im gonna meet next!!!
thnks a loooot once again...keep readin...keep commenting...and let this b the post whr u give suggestions..
tc... :D
p.s....someone asked if we had a script fr this?!?!!? NO!!!! lol....

Anwesha Files, Chapter 6: the Return of Anwesha

This chapter marks returns of Anwesha.... after a year long break we are finally back wiht a new one........ check it out

Brief Synopsis ( is that the right word) Feb8shoe is a boy from mumbai who apparently know geometry and is one of the horniest people we have met. Topics include..... finding shapes in womens bodies to him being a scared little boy. Read on to find out (name altered to make sure his privacy is maintained)

feb8shoe: hi
anwesha_kumar: HI
feb8shoe: asl plz?
anwesha_kumar: 23 f mumbai
feb8shoe: 25 m mumbai here
feb8shoe: nice ti meet you
anwesha_kumar: you too!
feb8shoe: your name anwesha?
anwesha_kumar: yes
feb8shoe: lagta hai aap busy hain?
anwesha_kumar: i only speak english
feb8shoe: ok
feb8shoe: i think u r busy chatting some where else?
anwesha_kumar: no no
feb8shoe: i thiought we will have some fun What type of fun?
feb8shoe: hey.anwesha reply plz
anwesha_kumar: what type of fun?
feb8shoe: what type u like?
anwesha_kumar: i looove reading the bible!!
feb8shoe: ok
anwesha_kumar: u?
feb8shoe: where r u in bombay?
anwesha_kumar: i am not at liberty to say
feb8shoe: ok no probs
feb8shoe: ok
feb8shoe: so what you doing for fun?
anwesha_kumar: i told you..i read the bible!!!
feb8shoe: this not your age to read bible
anwesha_kumar: it is!!!the word of God is ever comforting
feb8shoe: hat is written there about sex? The Bible has a whole chapter about sex... where is it?
anwesha_kumar: i am not allowed to read that section of the bible.
anwesha_kumar: wht is sex?
feb8shoe: see..how slow y r?
anwesha_kumar: i am guarded from the evils of this material world!
feb8shoe: ok bye
anwesha_kumar: don't go..
anwesha_kumar: the hand of the Lord is here to guide you
anwesha_kumar: dont b afraid!
feb8shoe: stupid i am a mood to have sex You are a mood?
anwesha_kumar: WHAAAT?
feb8shoe: sex.............u want it?
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i hear people talking about it..
anwesha_kumar: is it a drink?
feb8shoe: yes u can drink it also You can drink sex apparently!
feb8shoe: lets lets lets do...
anwesha_kumar: what?
feb8shoe: SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
anwesha_kumar: if i don't know what it is,hw cn i do it?
feb8shoe: dont u let ur boyfriend feel ur pussy?
anwesha_kumar: i don't have a boyfriend,and neither do i have a cat!!!!!
feb8shoe: not cat,the hole in between your legs
anwesha_kumar: WHATTTTTT?????
anwesha_kumar: THERE'S A HOLE IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! I'M FEELIN FAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
feb8shoe: no no don't worry, it is normal
anwesha_kumar: sure?
feb8shoe: yes..and i put my penis in it,and we enjoy
anwesha_kumar: penis!?!?!!??!?!?
feb8shoe: yes the thing that women do not have but men have..it is like a stick Maybe yours is as thin as one
anwesha_kumar: don't TALK TO ME ABOUT SUCH THINGS!!!!!!!!!!HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!
feb8shoe: but you should listen,or how will you produce children?
anwesha_kumar: there are many orphaned children in the world,i will adopt those.
feb8shoe: but ur husband will not enjoy
feb8shoe: sex is very good for health also Yes the value of sex as an exercise is not forgotten
anwesha_kumar: a marriage is made by love,understanding,and compassion!!!!!
feb8shoe: and also sex.it is very much good.very nice and very gud excercise and fun
feb8shoe: you want to be doin
anwesha_kumar: look,if i don't know what it is,how can i do it?
feb8shoe: your pussy is the hole in the triangle under your waist
feb8shoe: let me put my stick in it
anwesha_kumar: oh my god may the good Lord deliver you from these circumstances!!!
feb8shoe: you have not learnt about these things?
feb8shoe: where you studied?Alaska?
anwesha_kumar: i studied at home,under the guidance of nurse santa maria coppola momosa cremosa lolita baba ali kurawasaka marijuana al pacino mama mia This school has actors , drugs and drinks in it
feb8shoe: ok ok wow long name
anwesha_kumar: yes.
feb8shoe: come now last chance
anwesha_kumar: for??
feb8shoe: sex
anwesha_kumar: why don't we go to this awesome online Bible site? its really informative
feb8shoe: GO! you are sex less what is sex less?
anwesha_kumar: huh?
feb8shoe: i am sceard of you anwesha,how you don't know about sex all this ia m sceard i am leavin
anwesha_kumar: i WAS BROUGHT UP IN A CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY!!!
feb8shoe: no
feb8shoe: i am sceard very bad Look at the Sceared little boy
feb8shoe: bye Awww.... Look he ran away!!!

(this is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. if there is anyone out there with the same user id as the one above please know that we were not talking to you and it was someone else. name changed for sake of privacy)