Anwesha Files, Chapter 7: The Twist

Hello and welcome back. This chapter is called the twist because Anwesha turns a little aggressive in this one. Anyway I think this is one of our best, so Im not going to say much , just keep on reading....

Brief Synopsis: X_Y_Z_2004 is a male, im guessing. Topics of conversation include weird Last Names, to affairs to wanting to sex you.... Read On....

x_y_z_2004: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi!
x_y_z_2004: where u from
anwesha_kumar: originally from alaska,i am now in mumbai to learn about hinduism!x_y_z_2004: I know all that u tell about u is wrong but i tell truth for myself
anwesha_kumar: why do u say that???
x_y_z_2004: it seems to me
x_y_z_2004: anyway u can continue
anwesha_kumar: R U CALLING ME A LIAR????
x_y_z_2004: not at all
x_y_z_2004: but truth make sense
anwesha_kumar: yes i know,thts wht the nuns at school taught me...never ever lie!!!!x_y_z_2004: can i know something
anwesha_kumar: yes
x_y_z_2004: i will prove something if you answer
anwesha_kumar: ok
x_y_z_2004: ur age
anwesha_kumar: 23!
x_y_z_2004: m/f
anwesha_kumar: f!!!
x_y_z_2004: I am also a hindu so why kumar as a female
anwesha_kumar: thts my brother's name!!we share this id...
x_y_z_2004: then whats ur full name
anwesha_kumar: why do u wanna knw???
x_y_z_2004: if u dont want then ..............
anwesha_kumar: ...
anwesha_kumar: ?
x_y_z_2004: I want to know all that because in my mind i want to create a model of u
anwesha_kumar: my surname helps u create a model of me??? oooooohhhhhh..... tell me your last name. it heps me create a model for you. ooooooh! Freaky!!!
x_y_z_2004: are u think i am joking
anwesha_kumar: no im serious!!!! i never knew someone cud do that!
x_y_z_2004: u are very sharp
anwesha_kumar: thnku!
x_y_z_2004: you can tell me ur surname
anwesha_kumar: beaverhousen Where have I heard that before?
x_y_z_2004: i cant pronounce that???
anwesha_kumar: :( everyone teases me!
anwesha_kumar: bearverhousen!!
x_y_z_2004: my surnameis Apu THANK YOU COME AGAIN: watch the simpsons.
anwesha_kumar: apu!!like the mokey in aladdin!!! Didnt think of that one
x_y_z_2004: whatanwesha_kumar: never mind!!!
x_y_z_2004: what u wearing now?
anwesha_kumar: a sweater,gloves and a beanie!y?
x_y_z_2004:wow...seems mumbais too cool
anwesha_kumar: :D
x_y_z_2004: so need to give u some heatso will u tak my heat???:-P OOh please take some of his heat....
anwesha_kumar: ?!?!?!?!?!I DON't understand
x_y_z_2004: tell me what u wearing now?
anwesha_kumar: I JUST TLD U!
x_y_z_2004: hey honey..leave the chat room plz...b mine only
anwesha_kumar: huh?
x_y_z_2004:whats ur size????
anwesha_kumar: ?
x_y_z_2004:BOOBS
anwesha_kumar: wht r those?
x_y_z_2004:those that are on ur chestbig bigsoft softyummy yummymily milky
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!! I DONT TALK BOUT THOSE!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004:why darlingwhat happd? He stops for a second....
anwesha_kumar: omg i think im going to faint!!!
x_y_z_2004:in my arms and then continues....
anwesha_kumar: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
x_y_z_2004:plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
anwesha_kumar: OMG!!
x_y_z_2004:tell me ur boobs size
anwesha_kumar: no!HEATHEN!! MAY THE LORD SAVE YOUR SOUL!
x_y_z_2004:hey lets do sex chat
anwesha_kumar: NOREAD THE BIBLE!!!YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD!
x_y_z_2004:but lord also did it honey God had Sex??? what????
anwesha_kumar: THE LIES!!!THE IMPURE WORDS!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x_y_z_2004:truth is bitter darling
anwesha_kumar: NO NO!!!nooo!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004: that's ok,no probs,as you wish we wont talk about it.
x_y_z_2004:hey sexy i luv u Time into conversation 5:33 seconds
anwesha_kumar: ???
x_y_z_2004:Wat say
anwesha_kumar: to wt?
x_y_z_2004: my parpose hat is he trying to say proposal, purpose?
x_y_z_2004:I Luv U
anwesha_kumar: hw cn u??
x_y_z_2004:Blind Luv
anwesha_kumar: sure!!
x_y_z_2004:Dats Fun wat say
anwesha_kumar: nope!!!
x_y_z_2004:hv u ever been in luv
x_y_z_2004:so wat do u think abt it
anwesha_kumar: wht?luv?i dont knw!never experienced it!
x_y_z_2004:u r 23 my girl
anwesha_kumar: so?
x_y_z_2004:hv an affainaffair? what is a affainaffair?
anwesha_kumar: noooo
x_y_z_2004:yatleast go 4 itu nvr knw wen u r fallin
anwesha_kumar: ill knw
x_y_z_2004:where do u stay in mum ur young & huh sexynow is the rite timebetter watch out b4 its 2 lateif u find no 1 dan i m der 4 uwat say Ill be ther for you........ when you get really old.... (humm friends theme song)
anwesha_kumar: hmm..i don't think so!!
x_y_z_2004:why darling? i will be your boy,you will be my girl.
x_y_z_2004:we will have sweet love i will take you to beach and we will sit there
x_y_z_2004: i will take you for drives aww isnt he sweet?
anwesha_kumar: awwww!!! that's so swweeeett!!!!! :D
x_y_z_2004: we can have sex also then there is his true colours
anwesha_kumar: WHAATTTT????
anwesha_kumar: look,i really don't know what you're talking about!!
x_y_z_2004: where boy and girl do nice nice things in bed,with lights off.no clothesanwesha_kumar: you're scaring me!!!! plz don't do this!!
x_y_z_2004: but darling we should,it is very nice with the way you talk to women, I dont think you have experienced it mister.
anwesha_kumar: I SAID NO!!!
x_y_z_2004: come come even i know you are wanting to Wow he knows everything!!!
anwesha_kumar: look,i don't know what u r talking bout,but im nt doin nein i dont wanna!!
x_y_z_2004: all things that i am saying you so,trust me,good fun
anwesha_kumar:NO YOU HORRIBLE SACRILEGOUS HEATHEN!!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004: daaaaarling you have got me in mood
anwesha_kumar: I DONT CARE!!!STOP HARASSING ME!
x_y_z_2004: not harassing you,i will marry you. i loooooovvveeeee u anweshu He he ... he wants to marry a figment of imagination
anwesha_kumar: I AM NOT YOUR ANWESHU! I AM NOT YOUR ANYTHING!! NOTHING! STOP HARASSING ME YOU IMPURE MAN!I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! YOU DISGUST ME!
x_y_z_2004: disgust? Do you know what that means?
anwesha_kumar: YES! DISGUST!!!!!YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!JUST AWFUL!! x_y_z_2004: i just want to sex you!
anwesha_kumar: HOW CAN I DO THAT IF I DON'T KNOW WHT IT IS?? WHY ARE U NOT LETTING ME LIVE IN PEEEAAAACCCEEE???????
x_y_z_2004: baby don't do this.i love u
anwesha_kumar: I AM NOT YOUR BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x_y_z_2004: jaanu jaaneman
anwesha_kumar:huh??????
x_y_z_2004: you are my life
anwesha_kumar: STOP!!! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY!
x_y_z_2004: dont' cry. im sorry. i wont make you.i am reaaly very much sorry did not think you would not like.many girls like.today i will change for u. Wow he is going to change for a person he just met
anwesha_kumar: DONT TALK TO ME!!! YOU'RE JUST HORRIBLE!!! WHY DID I EVEN TALK TO YOU? YOU NEED THE LORD'S GUIDANCE!!!
x_y_z_2004: yes anu i will take Lord guidance.please help me i am very ill i need your help
anwesha_kumar: JUSTDON'T TALKTOME!
x_y_z_2004: anweshaanu?darling?baby?my loveeeee dont goooooooo i cannot live without uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... we finally ran away because we could not stop laughing....


(All comments aremeant to be jokes and should not be taken seriously. and if there is anyone using the ID x_y_z_2004, you must know it was not you we were talking to, name was changed to maintain privacy)

hey guys!!!! this is Anwesha here....haven't really posted anything since we started this crazy journey..but i'd jus like to thank ul fr the support!!! u keep Anwesha alive..!!! sorry fr the long gap in posts..am gonna go at it full gusto again!!!
one request,plz dont mention our real names here..and plzzzz do give suggestions if u have any...never knw which freak im gonna meet next!!!
thnks a loooot once again...keep readin...keep commenting...and let this b the post whr u give suggestions..
tc... :D
p.s....someone asked if we had a script fr this?!?!!? NO!!!! lol....

Anwesha Files, Chapter 6: the Return of Anwesha

This chapter marks returns of Anwesha.... after a year long break we are finally back wiht a new one........ check it out

Brief Synopsis ( is that the right word) Feb8shoe is a boy from mumbai who apparently know geometry and is one of the horniest people we have met. Topics include..... finding shapes in womens bodies to him being a scared little boy. Read on to find out (name altered to make sure his privacy is maintained)

feb8shoe: hi
anwesha_kumar: HI
feb8shoe: asl plz?
anwesha_kumar: 23 f mumbai
feb8shoe: 25 m mumbai here
feb8shoe: nice ti meet you
anwesha_kumar: you too!
feb8shoe: your name anwesha?
anwesha_kumar: yes
feb8shoe: lagta hai aap busy hain?
anwesha_kumar: i only speak english
feb8shoe: ok
feb8shoe: i think u r busy chatting some where else?
anwesha_kumar: no no
feb8shoe: i thiought we will have some fun What type of fun?
feb8shoe: hey.anwesha reply plz
anwesha_kumar: what type of fun?
feb8shoe: what type u like?
anwesha_kumar: i looove reading the bible!!
feb8shoe: ok
anwesha_kumar: u?
feb8shoe: where r u in bombay?
anwesha_kumar: i am not at liberty to say
feb8shoe: ok no probs
feb8shoe: ok
feb8shoe: so what you doing for fun?
anwesha_kumar: i told you..i read the bible!!!
feb8shoe: this not your age to read bible
anwesha_kumar: it is!!!the word of God is ever comforting
feb8shoe: hat is written there about sex? The Bible has a whole chapter about sex... where is it?
anwesha_kumar: i am not allowed to read that section of the bible.
anwesha_kumar: wht is sex?
feb8shoe: see..how slow y r?
anwesha_kumar: i am guarded from the evils of this material world!
feb8shoe: ok bye
anwesha_kumar: don't go..
anwesha_kumar: the hand of the Lord is here to guide you
anwesha_kumar: dont b afraid!
feb8shoe: stupid i am a mood to have sex You are a mood?
anwesha_kumar: WHAAAT?
feb8shoe: sex.............u want it?
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i hear people talking about it..
anwesha_kumar: is it a drink?
feb8shoe: yes u can drink it also You can drink sex apparently!
feb8shoe: lets lets lets do...
anwesha_kumar: what?
feb8shoe: SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
anwesha_kumar: if i don't know what it is,hw cn i do it?
feb8shoe: dont u let ur boyfriend feel ur pussy?
anwesha_kumar: i don't have a boyfriend,and neither do i have a cat!!!!!
feb8shoe: not cat,the hole in between your legs
anwesha_kumar: WHATTTTTT?????
anwesha_kumar: THERE'S A HOLE IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! I'M FEELIN FAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
feb8shoe: no no don't worry, it is normal
anwesha_kumar: sure?
feb8shoe: yes..and i put my penis in it,and we enjoy
anwesha_kumar: penis!?!?!!??!?!?
feb8shoe: yes the thing that women do not have but men have..it is like a stick Maybe yours is as thin as one
anwesha_kumar: don't TALK TO ME ABOUT SUCH THINGS!!!!!!!!!!HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!
feb8shoe: but you should listen,or how will you produce children?
anwesha_kumar: there are many orphaned children in the world,i will adopt those.
feb8shoe: but ur husband will not enjoy
feb8shoe: sex is very good for health also Yes the value of sex as an exercise is not forgotten
anwesha_kumar: a marriage is made by love,understanding,and compassion!!!!!
feb8shoe: and also sex.it is very much good.very nice and very gud excercise and fun
feb8shoe: you want to be doin
anwesha_kumar: look,if i don't know what it is,how can i do it?
feb8shoe: your pussy is the hole in the triangle under your waist
feb8shoe: let me put my stick in it
anwesha_kumar: oh my god may the good Lord deliver you from these circumstances!!!
feb8shoe: you have not learnt about these things?
feb8shoe: where you studied?Alaska?
anwesha_kumar: i studied at home,under the guidance of nurse santa maria coppola momosa cremosa lolita baba ali kurawasaka marijuana al pacino mama mia This school has actors , drugs and drinks in it
feb8shoe: ok ok wow long name
anwesha_kumar: yes.
feb8shoe: come now last chance
anwesha_kumar: for??
feb8shoe: sex
anwesha_kumar: why don't we go to this awesome online Bible site? its really informative
feb8shoe: GO! you are sex less what is sex less?
anwesha_kumar: huh?
feb8shoe: i am sceard of you anwesha,how you don't know about sex all this ia m sceard i am leavin
anwesha_kumar: i WAS BROUGHT UP IN A CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY!!!
feb8shoe: no
feb8shoe: i am sceard very bad Look at the Sceared little boy
feb8shoe: bye Awww.... Look he ran away!!!

(this is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. if there is anyone out there with the same user id as the one above please know that we were not talking to you and it was someone else. name changed for sake of privacy)

Anwesha Files, Chapter 5 : I want to Marry You!!!

Hello and welcome back to one of the most random pages existing on the worldwide web right now. I must tell you I am very happy to say we hit the jackpot on this one. Arrey_ara is a 22 year old male who apprently knows something about stars........ Well other topics that were discussed were..... Reading the bible, Modals and Sadism and Masochism..... I hope I spelt that right... Read On.... ( Nothing is edited , Just his name and hisphone number)

Arrey_ara: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi
Arrey_ara: r u m
anwesha_kumar: no f
anwesha_kumar: u?
Arrey_ara: r u an indian
Arrey_ara: im male
anwesha_kumar: no im originally from alaska
Arrey_ara: it is a country Ignorant Indian, well It looked like a regular start, but were we wrong.
anwesha_kumar: yes it is!
Arrey_ara: ur age
Arrey_ara: hey sweetie
anwesha_kumar: 24
anwesha_kumar: u?
Arrey_ara: 22
anwesha_kumar: k
Arrey_ara: any pics
anwesha_kumar: no.sry
Arrey_ara: OK
anwesha_kumar: OK
Arrey_ara: HEY SWEETIE RU THERE Here this shows his desperation, Also one must realise chatting is not a telephone conversation. this guy doesnt, thats why he thinks writing in caps is like SCREAMING...
anwesha_kumar: yes
Arrey_ara: HEY WHERE UUUUUU
anwesha_kumar: hereeeeeeeeeeeee
Arrey_ara: R UIN LOVE WITH SOMEONE Wow, that was quick.....
anwesha_kumar: my mommmyyyy
Arrey_ara: SO NOT?
anwesha_kumar: my mom i love her
Arrey_ara: what??
Arrey_ara: ok..
Arrey_ara: OK IM SORRY
Arrey_ara: HEY WATS UPP
anwesha_kumar: nothing
Arrey_ara: RU CHATING WITH OTHERS
anwesha_kumar: noo
Arrey_ara: SO WHY R U LATE Have we met before and were we late then?
Arrey_ara: HEY WHERE R U
anwesha_kumar: im here
anwesha_kumar: just cooking some food
Arrey_ara: UR IN HOUSE
anwesha_kumar: yes
Arrey_ara: WHAT IS THE DISH
anwesha_kumar: salad
Arrey_ara: OK
anwesha_kumar: im chopping veggies
Arrey_ara: NOBODY IS THERE WITH U Not a question, Thats a statement!!!
anwesha_kumar: choppity choppity chop!
anwesha_kumar: no
anwesha_kumar: y?
Arrey_ara: OK U HAVE MOBILE
anwesha_kumar: noo
Arrey_ara: I HAVE
Arrey_ara: U WILL CALL ME PLZ I WANNA LISTEN UR VOICE DESPO........ he he
anwesha_kumar: umm..good for u!
anwesha_kumar: no im sry
Arrey_ara: UR BAD
Arrey_ara: ur a BAD GIRL!! Bad girl anwesha, bad girl
anwesha_kumar: umm...right!
Arrey_ara: OK RU STUDYING
anwesha_kumar: in alaska, im a model
anwesha_kumar: but here im jus researching
Arrey_ara: OH UR A MODAL..ITS HOT MODAL, he didnt even ask what type of model, she could be the model for those weight thining adds, the one in thebefore picture.
Arrey_ara: I CANT BELIEVE..I AM TALKING TO MODAL He cant believe it
anwesha_kumar: huh?
Arrey_ara: UR SWEETTTTTTTTTTT NAME PLZ
anwesha_kumar: no no my name's anwesha
anwesha_kumar: not sweetttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Arrey_ara: UR NAME IS VERY BEAUTIFULL
anwesha_kumar: thnku.!
Arrey_ara: RU FOLLOWED SEX What???
anwesha_kumar: i never met him
Arrey_ara: OK LETS IMAGINE WE ARE IN A BED ROOM
Arrey_ara: IM UR MAN AND UR MY GIRL
anwesha_kumar: ummm
anwesha_kumar: i know i know!
anwesha_kumar: and we recite verses from the bible together! Happy chanting days.....
anwesha_kumar: is tht it?
Arrey_ara: ya ya we do that later but first
Arrey_ara: IM SLOWLY TAKING OUT MY SHIRT
Arrey_ara: AND UR TAKING OUT UR BRAAAAAAA
Arrey_ara: I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU YAAR Wow that was really quick
anwesha_kumar: u dooooooo???
Arrey_ara: YAAAAAAAAAA
anwesha_kumar: awwwwwwwwww......how do u tht u do
Arrey_ara: IWILL COME THERE N MEET UUUUU Come to the COUNTRY of Alaska..... where people go to meet Anwesha
anwesha_kumar: whr?
Arrey_ara: ALASKA
anwesha_kumar: u willll.....???? ur coming!!??
anwesha_kumar: leave tomorrow, we'll be on the same flight
Arrey_ara: HEY ANWESHA I REALLY LOVE UUUUUUU
Arrey_ara: ya ya..I WANT TO MARRY YOU My god, Apply in Times Matrimonial, maybe you will find someone as desperate as you...
anwesha_kumar: UMM...SURE!!!
Arrey_ara: U WANNA KNOW MY MOBILE NUMBER
anwesha_kumar: nooooo
Arrey_ara: Y
Arrey_ara: HEY WATS UPP
anwesha_kumar: i dont have a telephone
Arrey_ara: CALL ME FROM STD
anwesha_kumar: u think i have all the money in the world?
Arrey_ara: UR A MODAL MODAL..... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: so???
Arrey_ara: U SHOULD TOO CALL ME
anwesha_kumar: i cant
Arrey_ara: MY NUMBER IS 98******** (telephone number hidden…… he doesn’t want to be called and get laughed at…)
anwesha_kumar: sry im not intrested
Arrey_ara: BUT I LOVE YOU. WE WILL GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDRENS. AND ALSO LOTS OF SEX He is thinking of marriage.... time the convo has lasted ....... 7 minutes 33 seconds
anwesha_kumar: dude i think u got ur priorities allll wrong!!!! and how can u marry me wen u dont even know me?
Arrey_ara: IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS TAT I WILL MARRY ANWESHA FROM ALASKA
Arrey_ara: EVERYDAY I HAVE BEEN COMING TO DIFFERENT CHAT ROOMS JUST TO FIND U ANWESHA
Arrey_ara: WE R MEANT TO BE TOGETHER Wow he is an Star readr.. isnt that an astrologist?..... Can you find out whether you are desperate... wait we already know that.
anwesha_kumar: hahahaha...yeah right....
Arrey_ara: Y R U LAFING?
Arrey_ara: U DON'T FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT ME? Within ten minutes, You should fall in love and ask the girl to marry you... advice for all you people out there....... HA HA
anwesha_kumar: look, this doesn't make any sense
Arrey_ara: OK TELL ME YOUR FANTSAY
anwesha_kumar: fantsay????????? huh???????
Arrey_ara: FANTASY LIKE IN BED
anwesha_kumar: i'll tell you..i wna go out wit lots of people, to a park. there we will join hands and dance around in a circle proclaiming our devotion to the lord, and then we wil al sit and drink wine and eat bread. just like the good lord did during the last supper. i think that would be a perfect day. where does bed come in???
Arrey_ara: OK WE WIL DO THAT
anwesha_kumar: really??? omg no one's ever agreed to that
Arrey_ara: but first u will sex me? Will You Sex me?
Arrey_ara: then we will do.
anwesha_kumar: umm..no i dont think so. u see, i grew up in a conservative society, and i dont noe what sex is.
Arrey_ara:I WANT U TO GET ANGRY WITH ME AND HIT ME AND SLAP ME AND SEX ME
Arrey_ara: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Arrey_ara: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Arrey_ara: WE WILL SLAP AND SEX EACH OTHER IT WIL BE FUN My god he is a Masochist
anwesha_kumar: no i do not think that will happen
Arrey_ara:PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MY ANU DARLING PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SLAP ME Names Anwesha and after this exposee you wont forget it
anwesha_kumar: ok ur really freaking me out
Arrey_ara: THIS IS EVERY MAN'S FANTSAY BUT ONLI I SAY IT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME AND SLAP ME I WILL PAY FOR YOU TO COME HERE OR I WILL COME THERE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
anwesha_kumar: bye! How far will people go for their fantasies? Well this is the only conversation we left because we thought we were going to die...... we couldnt stop laughing.....

(This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. If there is anyone , which I dont think there would be, with a chat ID called Arrey_ara , you must know that you were not chatting with us, I have changed the number and name of the person for his privacy. Anyway thta said and done...... HA HA!!!)

Anwesha Files, Chapter 4: Were off ........

I know the title is weird but trust me after you finish reading this you will understand why. We havent got any information about this guy, but all we know that he was desperate and didnt know english that well. In this chapter of the Anwesha files you will learn how to wear off something and the art of improper grammar. read on, this truly is a great piece of chatting.....


TooHottohandle: hi
anwesha_kumar: hi
TooHottohandle: asl
anwesha_kumar: 24 f mum
TooHottohandle: job?
anwesha_kumar: my parents raised me as a hindu bt nvr tot me nein bout it so i converted to christianity and now m here to learn bout my original religion
anwesha_kumar: im frm alaska
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: u r hindu basically
anwesha_kumar: kind of..
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: hmm
TooHottohandle: have boyfriend?
anwesha_kumar: no
TooHottohandle: r u virgin
anwesha_kumar: wats tht?
TooHottohandle: sorry
TooHottohandle: i m saying do u sex with anyone? First grammatical error. First of many.......
anwesha_kumar: what is sex?
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: do u masterbate in private? HA HA... Learn how to spell.... its Mastu....... uhh... I forgot how to spell it..... I need english classes.
anwesha_kumar: what is materbate?
TooHottohandle: really u dont know?
anwesha_kumar: noo
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: cn u plz explain?
TooHottohandle: r u interested in sex chating
anwesha_kumar: what is tht?
TooHottohandle: what r u were now? What are you were now? Isnt that two tenses in the same line contradicting each other?
anwesha_kumar: W
TooHottohandle: means
anwesha_kumar: what am i what?
anwesha_kumar: were
anwesha_kumar: huh?
TooHottohandle: do u know hindi Not very experienced in English, Is he.... well I couldnt make out from thebeginning of this convo till now... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: no
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: what r u weared? Hehe......
anwesha_kumar: a cotton gown, a sweater and a beanie Now we get what he means...
TooHottohandle: beanie?
TooHottohandle: means
anwesha_kumar: a cap
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: helo?
TooHottohandle: hello
anwesha_kumar: e
anwesha_kumar: yea?
TooHottohandle: ur figure?
anwesha_kumar: 34-26-38
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: can u were off ur gown? WERE OFF? Haha
TooHottohandle: hello
anwesha_kumar: were off??
anwesha_kumar: huhhh?
anwesha_kumar: we're off!! where??
TooHottohandle: where r u?
anwesha_kumar: a thooomeee
TooHottohandle: means?
anwesha_kumar: at hoomee
TooHottohandle: r u alone
anwesha_kumar: yace
TooHottohandle: then were of ur gown Were off........ now do you get the title?
anwesha_kumar: wat is tht sposed to mean?
TooHottohandle: gown wre out
TooHottohandle: r u were bra n panty?
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TooHottohandle: were out bra n panty? they were out, Oh my waht was it ........ cleaned bowled... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: my bra and panty r not out ANYWHERE!
anwesha_kumar: SACRILEGE!!!
TooHottohandle: ok
TooHottohandle: u insert ur fingure inur vagina any time in life?
anwesha_kumar: wht is vagina?
TooHottohandle: ur urinal ? Isn't the urinal a toilet....... why would you insert your finger into a toilet?
anwesha_kumar: urinal is whr boys go pee pee
TooHottohandle: pee pee?
anwesha_kumar: yes...
anwesha_kumar: urinate... he cant say take off, but he can say URINATE.
TooHottohandle: ya
TooHottohandle: press ur boobs
anwesha_kumar: WHY???? WHY R MAKING ME CRY?
TooHottohandle: what ?
TooHottohandle: i m not making u cry?
TooHottohandle: do u know boobs Is there a person named boobs?
anwesha_kumar: u rr.....sob!!
anwesha_kumar: nooooo
TooHottohandle: nipples!
TooHottohandle: ok
anwesha_kumar: wht r nipples?
TooHottohandle: bye
anwesha_kumar: dont u knw wht they r? And thats the end of our conversation....

This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken too seriously. Anyway if there is a person who uses the ID toohottohandle, I will apologise and tell the people taht it was not you. i change the names of the people to kep their privacy. Anyway we have started on the next chapter and should have it on soon.

The Anwesha Files, Chapter 3: Too many Questions...

In this episode of the anwesha files we talk to a guy from Pune, with topics such as kissing deers, to him having experience, to him asking her out within minutes, to stalking and asking for cell numbers......... read on....



younis_2006_shake: hi
younis_2006_shake: asl
anwesha_kumar: hi 24 f mum..u?
younis_2006_shake: 25 m
younis_2006_shake: pune
anwesha_kumar: ok
younis_2006_shake: r u alone now
anwesha_kumar: yes i'm alpne why do u wna know?
anwesha_kumar: alone*
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: wats ur name
anwesha_kumar: anwesha
anwesha_kumar: yes
anwesha_kumar: ?
younis_2006_shake: r u busy'
younis_2006_shake: where in mumbai u live
anwesha_kumar: im not at liberty to say.
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: y so
anwesha_kumar: cuz im on the verge of moving out..
younis_2006_shake: where
younis_2006_shake: y r u moving out
anwesha_kumar: because i dont like it here..
anwesha_kumar: y r u asking me such questions? looking for a place to rent here?
younis_2006_shake: where r u moving
anwesha_kumar: WHY R U ASKING ME SUCH THINGS? We were getting bugged with persistent questioning
younis_2006_shake: do u plan to come in pune
younis_2006_shake: just like that
younis_2006_shake: dont mind
younis_2006_shake: plz
anwesha_kumar: no i do not where is pune?
anwesha_kumar: but what if i do mind? huh? huh? HUH?
younis_2006_shake: r u sexy
anwesha_kumar: i don't know..
anwesha_kumar: but i won a beauty pageant in my town
anwesha_kumar: i am originally from Noma,Alaska
younis_2006_shake: hey tats great
younis_2006_shake: can i see u
anwesha_kumar: i have no pics on this comp,sry
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: do u have a boyfrnd
anwesha_kumar: no
younis_2006_shake: dont tell lie
younis_2006_shake: u r beauty champ
anwesha_kumar: wt?
anwesha_kumar: so...?????
younis_2006_shake: u must be having a bfnd Doesnt trust us... so sad, Y shouldnt we trust us, we only created a fake ID name and person.....
anwesha_kumar: but i am not!!!!
anwesha_kumar: y dont u believe me???
younis_2006_shake: no not at all
anwesha_kumar: no guy has ever asked me out:(
younis_2006_shake: r u sure
anwesha_kumar: well of course i'm sure..!!
younis_2006_shake: cani try for that He wants to ask her out....... right now time: 5 minutes into conversation
anwesha_kumar: noo...im not looking for a relationship right now
younis_2006_shake: r u sure
anwesha_kumar: if i'm not sure who else will be????
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: may i know why
anwesha_kumar: im not in that place right now
younis_2006_shake: in what place r u now
anwesha_kumar: MUMBAII!!!!! Duh!!!!
younis_2006_shake: where r u going
younis_2006_shake: then
anwesha_kumar: nowhere for a while
younis_2006_shake: can i have ur cell no What is Mobile number, What is your style number..... thsi reminds me of taht pathetic Govinda song
anwesha_kumar: no
younis_2006_shake: why
younis_2006_shake: hey r u shy
younis_2006_shake: be a mature girl A mature girls gives her telephone number away to strangers... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: i grew up in a very conservative society
younis_2006_shake: in mumbai u mean
anwesha_kumar: no no in Alaska
younis_2006_shake: did u have sex before
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CN U UTTER SUCH WORDS OF EVIL??????? HERE WE GO!!!!
younis_2006_shake: i am just asking
younis_2006_shake: r u angry
anwesha_kumar: i am offended that's what i am
younis_2006_shake: ohh
younis_2006_shake: i am so sorry
younis_2006_shake: i didnt knew that
anwesha_kumar: its alright.
younis_2006_shake: thnx
younis_2006_shake: u r so generous
anwesha_kumar: why thnk u..
younis_2006_shake: i know
younis_2006_shake: experience he has experience in complementing people........ my god I need taht experience
younis_2006_shake: baby
anwesha_kumar: wttt???
younis_2006_shake: i have exp i mean
anwesha_kumar: in being generous? u do socialservice??? Good One!!!
younis_2006_shake: no dear
younis_2006_shake: u r so humorous 2 So much experience..... it shows
anwesha_kumar: oh thnks a lot
younis_2006_shake: u r welcome
younis_2006_shake: wat r uwearing now
anwesha_kumar: a long cotton gown with 3 sweaters, gloves, and a beanie
anwesha_kumar: y do u ask?
younis_2006_shake: just asking
younis_2006_shake: r u feeling cold
anwesha_kumar: yes...
younis_2006_shake: do u have fever
anwesha_kumar: no!!!!!
anwesha_kumar: my ac gt stuck on cold
younis_2006_shake: wat is ac He has a computer but no A/C ....... ha ha, infact he doesnt know what an A/C is
anwesha_kumar: AIR CONDITIONER
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: is it cool over there
anwesha_kumar: yes my ac is spoilt and it is stuck on the very cold level
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: when r u panning to move
anwesha_kumar: in the next week
younis_2006_shake: where
anwesha_kumar: i told u u will not say
anwesha_kumar: y do u ask anyway? u wnna stalk me?
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: ya HE wants to stalk us... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
younis_2006_shake: r u going to alaska
anwesha_kumar: nooooooooo i will go next summmer
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: why u came to mumbai
anwesha_kumar: to learn about hinduism
younis_2006_shake: hey r u hindu
anwesha_kumar: nooo
younis_2006_shake: wat r u
anwesha_kumar: catholic
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: do u believe in pope
anwesha_kumar: yes!!!!!! i call him SAINTY!!!!! Again here we go
younis_2006_shake: y>
anwesha_kumar: cuz he's sooooooooo cuuuttteee!!!
younis_2006_shake: ok
younis_2006_shake: wat is ur hobby
younis_2006_shake: r u alone now
anwesha_kumar: i lyk to read sing in the opera, do the ballet
anwesha_kumar: yes im alone
anwesha_kumar: y
younis_2006_shake: r u feeling cold
anwesha_kumar: yes
anwesha_kumar: thts y im so warmly clothd
younis_2006_shake: wat r u wearing
anwesha_kumar: i told u!!
younis_2006_shake: & inside that
anwesha_kumar: gown with swetaers, gloves and a beanie!
anwesha_kumar: ewww ur grosss!!!!!
younis_2006_shake: & inside that
younis_2006_shake: plz tell
anwesha_kumar: noooooo......im a conservative person
younis_2006_shake: do u like kissing He is going through so much trouble trying to start the convo....
anwesha_kumar: i LOVE kissing my pet deer
anwesha_kumar: and my moth
anwesha_kumar: mothr*
younis_2006_shake: ohh
anwesha_kumar: do u like kissing ur mother?
younis_2006_shake: no
younis_2006_shake: wat r u saying
anwesha_kumar: y??
anwesha_kumar: my mother has such nice cheeks to kiss!
younis_2006_shake: can i kis u Brave last attempt
anwesha_kumar: NOOO!!!!
anwesha_kumar: HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Again he dissapears like the last one but we had enough juicy material.........

(This is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously... I cahgned the name so it isnt actually younis_2006_shake that we cahtted with but someone else... so if anyone uses that id im sorry. and also sorry about the jokes on the Pope... this we brought up ourselves. we are truly sorry)

Anwesha Files, Chapter 2 : The One That Got Away

During the course of this conversation...... we will go through topics like the prince of Jaipur, States of matter, deer riding and villages........ keep reading to find out.

Shyam_Shekhu: hi anwesha
anwesha_kumar: hi
anwesha_kumar: Shyam_Shekhu
Shyam_Shekhu: how r u
anwesha_kumar: im gud..u?
Shyam_Shekhu: fine here too
Shyam_Shekhu: asl
anwesha_kumar: 24 f mum
anwesha_kumar: u?
Shyam_Shekhu: 27/m
Shyam_Shekhu: so how's life in mumbai
anwesha_kumar: whr r u
anwesha_kumar: ?
Shyam_Shekhu: i am at my home :))
anwesha_kumar: thats gr8!
Shyam_Shekhu: any ways u guess my city
Shyam_Shekhu: it is very very famous
anwesha_kumar: i am not frmindia,thrfr i cnt guess
Shyam_Shekhu: u told me u r frm mumbai
anwesha_kumar: yes but im not indian, im originally frm Alaska..i have come here to learn about hinduism Shyam_Shekhu: ok
Shyam_Shekhu: have u heard about all the states in india
anwesha_kumar: i only know of the liquid,solid and the gaseous states!!! hey scientists discovered plasma is also a state of matter ...... next time add that to the list.
Shyam_Shekhu: have u heard abt jaipur in rajasthan
anwesha_kumar: onli once
Shyam_Shekhu: where
anwesha_kumar: on the tv
Shyam_Shekhu: i belong to this place
Shyam_Shekhu: other than mumbai it is the second jewellery hub of india
anwesha_kumar: how fascinating! is it a village!! Jaipur is a village???
Shyam_Shekhu: it is a city like new delhi and mumbai.
anwesha_kumar: wow!!!
Shyam_Shekhu: but with lots and lots historical back ground
Shyam_Shekhu: can u come to this place
anwesha_kumar: noooo
anwesha_kumar: i have no money and i have to do research here
Shyam_Shekhu: ok come to jaipur i will pay for ur tickets Such a sweet guy, he watns to pay for her ticket, rmember first time talking to each other.
anwesha_kumar: can my mother father and 4 brothers come too!! ur so sweet!
Shyam_Shekhu: yeah they can Rich Man......
Shyam_Shekhu: then when r u comin
anwesha_kumar: i will come as soon as my work here is done
Shyam_Shekhu: by which date u have to leave for alaska
anwesha_kumar: i have to leave in december
anwesha_kumar: u c,thenit is summer over ther See he doesnt know alaska is in the northern hemisphere
Shyam_Shekhu: can i come over there and meet u
anwesha_kumar: how much money do u have? r u the prince of ur village? he he ..... prince of village.
Shyam_Shekhu: it doesn't take much bucks to reach there
anwesha_kumar: ur cmin by buck?wat is tht?
Shyam_Shekhu: stupid bucks is the alternate word for money
anwesha_kumar: oooohhh
anwesha_kumar: realllyy?
anwesha_kumar: in alaska..tht means deer..i thought u wud come riding into bombay on a deer! Deer Riding
Shyam_Shekhu: so tickets r very cheap to mumbai
Shyam_Shekhu: so when can i come
anwesha_kumar: b4 i leave fr alska
Shyam_Shekhu: and i want to have some sex with u also. do u approve it. pressing ur big boobs fucking u. u will also enjoy it really.
anwesha_kumar: whats sex?boob?fuck? i dont gt u!!! Illiterate Anwesha
Shyam_Shekhu: wht happens between husband and wife in their room at night on bed
anwesha_kumar: sleepin!
Shyam_Shekhu: putting mens penis into ladies vagina ediot. Look at the spellin of Idiot.... ha ha
anwesha_kumar: wht is penis? wht is vagina?
anwesha_kumar: heloo? we lost him there.............

So this is the end of the second chapter.... this is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously. But how rich was this guy..... paying for so many tickets....... sorry to anyone named Shyam Shekhu..... but its not you.